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Unbelievable Wildlife Encounters: My Entabeni Safari Adventure (and Wow, What a Ride!) - A Totally Honest Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Unbelievable Wildlife Encounters at Entabeni Safari, and let me tell you, it's a LOT to unpack. Forget those pristine, polished reviews – this is the raw, unfiltered truth. I'm talking opinions, frustrations, gushing, and maybe even a stray tear or two.
First things first: Accessibility. Now, I'm not in a wheelchair myself, but I noticed they did have facilities for disabled guests. I saw ramps, elevators (yep, an elevator!), and generally seemed like they were trying. They need more specifics online about things like room accessibility, just saying.
Internet Access? Oh, the internet. My biggest pet peeve. I needed to work a little. We got Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! which turned out to be…a little patchy, if I'm being honest, but eventually it worked in the room. There was Internet [LAN] too, but come on, who uses that anymore? They also had Wi-Fi in public areas, which was probably better, to be honest.
Cleanliness and Safety? This is where they absolutely nailed it. I'm a bit of a germaphobe, always have been, and even I felt safe. They had Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Professional-grade sanitizing services - you name it, they've probably cleaned it. They even had those little hand sanitizer stations everywhere and rooms sanitized between stays. I'm talking hospitals clean! They even advertised Room sanitization opt-out available, which is a nice touch for the earth-conscious. And look, they have Staff trained in safety protocol, which means they are trying.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Foodie's Dream? It's time to dive into the jungle of food and drink because it's a minefield. They had Restaurants…plural! But let's be honest, I was mainly interested in eating.
- Breakfast [buffet] was incredible. I was obsessed. It had literally everything, from the standard Western breakfast, but also this whole Asian breakfast corner that I didn't have space for. I was a glutton and kept going back for more. It was the perfect fuel for my days of safaris. Breakfast service was on spot.
- They had an A la carte in restaurantoption as well, so I had options.
- Let's talk Happy hour: the drinks felt strong and they offered options like Bottle of water.
- There's a Snack bar and Coffee shop for your cravings.
- I wish I made it to the Poolside bar but I missed it.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: The Spa and Beyond! Okay, so remember that I've been working? When I wasn't working, or eating I needed to relax. I loved the Pool with view!
Spa I was SO READY to go to the Spa! A Body scrub sounded amazing. It was amazing. If you are at all a stressed human being, go and get a massage. They also had a fantastic Spa/sauna experience! I loved the Steamroom. They had a Fitness center.
Services and Conveniences: Are They Actually Convenient? They've got all the basics: Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Concierge, Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Luggage storage, and a Convenience store.
For the Kids: Because Parents Need a Break! I saw Family/child friendly written, which is great because the kids were cute! I didn't see any kids activities, but then again, I wasn't looking. From what I did see, it looks like the whole family is welcome and supported.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy? Car park [free of charge] was great, so no need to pay for parking. There was also Car park [on-site]
Available in All Rooms: The Nitty Gritty The Air conditioning was a godsend. My biggest complaint? The pillows. They are literally pillows I would never lay on again. But other than that, everything was nice. The desk was great. There was a refrigerator filled with stuff.
Now for the Emotional Rollercoaster… My Real Safari Story
You've read the amenities, the checklists. Now, let me tell you about me and the actual safari experience because that's what you're really there for right?
I’m a city person, through and through. The plan seemed straightforward: go on safari, see some animals, come home. Simple, right? WRONG.
My first "unbelievable" encounter? The smell. As soon as our jeep pulled up to the first watering hole, the air hit me with a primal, musky scent. It was a mix of earth, animal, and something indefinably… wild. I spent the first hour of the safari feeling wildly overwhelmed…and slightly nauseous.
I saw the animals. I saw so many animals. Majestic elephants, lumbering rhinos, sleek cheetahs. I'm talking about unbelievable wildlife encounters here, and the park DELIVERED.
But the best part? The guides. Our guide, a guy named Michael, wasn't just knowledgeable; he had a passion. He could identify a bird by its call, tell you a lion's age by its mane, and knew every watering hole and the gossip around them. He made the whole experience a story. He's the reason I now dream of being a safari ranger.
One evening, we were out on a night drive, and a storm rolled in. The sky was suddenly split by lightning, and the wind howled. It started to rain, and we were soaked – utterly, gloriously soaked. We huddled in the jeep, laughing and sharing stories. And suddenly I realized: this wasn't just a vacation; it was an experience.
The Imperfections? Oh, There Were a Few…
The Wi-Fi was indeed spotty, as I mentioned. And the food, while generally excellent, sometimes felt a bit…standard. The service was sometimes slow. I would have liked a bigger room but no big complaints.
So, Should You Book? My Honest Verdict:
If you're looking for a sterile, predictable hotel experience, this isn't it. If you're looking for a genuine, raw, unforgettable adventure, then Unbelievable Wildlife Encounters is it. It's a bit messy, a little imperfect, and entirely worth it.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this Entabeni Safari Conservancy itinerary is gonna be less "perfect Insta-grid" and more "slightly caffeinated, sleep-deprived ramblings of a human being on a safari." Prepare for feels, flubs, and the occasional existential crisis.
ENTABENI SAFARI: A Messy, Glorious Ride (Naboomspruit, South Africa)
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Impala-Induced Meltdown
- Morning (ish): Johannesburg Airport (OR Tambo) – Groaning with jet lag. Why are airport seats designed for torture? Arrive, somehow find the transfer (a rickety old safari-style vehicle that smells suspiciously of wet dog, bless its heart), and start that 4-hour drive to Entabeni. I’m already picturing myself as a leopard perched on a rock, all cool and untouchable. Reality is probably a sweaty mess clinging to a bottle of water.
- Afternoon: ARRIVE. HOLY MOLY. Land of the giant, luxurious lodge. Check-in is a blur of introductions and warm smiles. My room? Spectacular. Think "rustic chic" meets "OMG, a bathtub looking out at the bush!" Immediately try to take a selfie in said bathtub. Fail. Bathwater is already lukewarm. Procrastination.
- Late Afternoon: The Inaugural Game Drive (and the existential impala crisis). Okay, this is it. The moment I've been dreaming of. Hopped into our Jeep (the driver, who I'll call "Bongani," has the kind of smile that can melt glaciers), and BOOM! First sighting: a herd of impala. Gorgeous, graceful things, leaping across the savanna. Or at least, I thought they were graceful. Then, for some reason, I started hyperventilating a little. The sheer number of impala. They were EVERYWHERE. It was…overwhelming. Suddenly, I was questioning my life choices, my career, whether I've been a good person. Impala-induced existential dread, people. Serious stuff. Thankfully, Bongani, bless him, just pointed out a particularly majestic elephant, and I recovered enough to take a photo.
- Evening: Dinner under the stars (or, really, under a string of fairy lights but it does look amazing). The food is AMAZING. Seriously, South Africa, you win on the steak front. I accidentally spill red wine on my white shirt. Perfectly encapsulates my life. But the stars? Unbelievable. Like, properly gobsmackingly unbelievable. I actually try to find the Southern Cross. Fail. Realize I should have downloaded a star chart. Another life fail.
Day 2: Leopard Dreams & the Dawn Patrol of Dreams
- Crack of Dawn: The 5 am wake-up call is brutal. But the promise of a sunrise game drive is strong. Drink approximately seven cups of instant coffee, and stumble out of my room, mumbling about "the sun being a jerk."
- Morning: The sunrise is…transcendent. Truly. Pink and gold hues paint the sky. We find a LEOPARD! This is what I came for. A magnificent cat, perched on a rock, surveying its kingdom. I'm momentarily speechless (miracle). I take approximately 500 photos, all of which look the same. But, I don't care. Leopard overload! Then, a grumpy rhino makes an appearance. He does not seem amused by our presence.
- Mid-Morning: Back to the lodge for breakfast. Pancakes. Delicious, fluffy pancakes. The jet lag is catching up to me. Consider a nap. Decide against it because "safari," and "carpe diem," and all that jazz.
- Afternoon: A walking safari. Okay, this is terrifying. Walking through the bush, with armed guards, knowing there are BIG things roaming around. We see giraffe, zebras, and some interesting poop piles. I am convinced that at any moment, I'm going to trip over a root and become a lion's lunch. I don't, but the anxiety is real.
- Evening: Another amazing dinner. But this time, something different: the BOMA! This means dinner under the stars, this time around a fire. Storytelling and singing from the local staff. The sheer joy on their faces is infectious. I'm pretty sure I shed a tear (or two). The warmth of the fire, the laughter, the feeling of being utterly and completely present… yeah. Good stuff. I learn the South African word ubuntu, which is all about community and shared humanity, and it's beautiful. This time, I'm more successful with the southern cross. Success!
Day 3: Bush Babies, Bird Blunders & Departure Day Blues
- Morning: A final, bittersweet game drive. We're on the hunt for whatever we missed. We do see a baby elephant! Cuteness overload. We try to identify the bird species. I'm a complete disaster. I think I see a bird, and it's really just a distant bush.
- Mid-Morning: Souvenir shopping. I panic-buy everything - a beaded bracelet, a wooden giraffe, a ridiculously oversized hat. I think I could have spent the day in the shop.
- Afternoon: Lunch by the pool. Try to relax. Failed. I'm too busy overthinking things, like if I actually captured the magic of this place in my photos. The answer is probably "no," but who cares? I experienced it. That's what matters, right?
- Late Afternoon: Departure. The long drive back to the airport begins. Honestly, I feel utterly exhausted, filled with wonder, a tinge of melancholy and ready for another one!
- Evening: On the plane, replaying the trip in my head and laughing (mainly at myself). This safari wasn't perfect, but it was real. Really, really real. And, well, it was bloody amazing. Until next time, Entabeni. You magnificent beast.
So, like, what *is* life anyway? Seriously, what's this whole thing about?
Okay, fine. But what should I *do* with my life? Should I be saving the world? Climbing Everest? Become a world-renowned mime? (No offense to mimes).
What if I'm just… miserable? Like, *really* down?
Relationships! How do they… even? I’m talking about friendships, romantic relationships, family… everything!
Money. Ugh. How do you even *do* money? I’m terrible at it.
What about work? Do I have to hate my job? Because I *really* hate my job.
Okay, okay, let's get to something a little… lighter. What's the best thing you've *ever* eaten? And don't just say pizza!
