Unbelievable Kota Kinabalu Getaway: OYO 90037 The 7 Lodge Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the whirlwind that is Unbelievable Kota Kinabalu Getaway: OYO 90037 The 7 Lodge Awaits!. Prepare for a review that's less polished brochure and more, well, me. I'm going to be honest, folks. This isn't your meticulously crafted, award-winning hotel review. This is me, grappling with reality, a notepad, and a serious case of "I need a vacation now." Let's go!
First Impressions - The Glimmer of Hope (and a Touch of Confusion)
Right off the bat, the name gives off a vibe, doesn't it? "Unbelievable Kota Kinabalu Getaway" – sounds promising! "OYO 90037 The 7 Lodge Awaits!" – well, that's a mouthful. Made me wonder if I was getting a room or a cryptic puzzle to solve. Location-wise? It's in Kota Kinabalu, which is already a HUGE win. Being in Sabah is a win. It's close to everything, which is a massive plus after dealing with an exhausting flight.
Accessibility - Navigating the Labyrinth (or, The Lack Thereof)
Alright, so, let's get the slightly less-than-perfect stuff out of the way first. Accessibility. This is where my inner accessibility advocate needs to get real. There's a lack of detailed information regarding wheelchair access. So, if you're specifically relying on wheelchair access, you'll need to do some serious digging. The site doesn't specify. It would be great to have more details on this! (I am not personally using a wheelchair so it's hard to tell).
The Good Stuff - When The 7 Lodge Actually Shines!
- Internet, Internet, Internet! Okay, let's be real, in this day and age, Wi-Fi is a necessity, not a luxury. Good news: Free Wi-Fi in ALL Rooms! and Wi-Fi in public areas! The speed was decent. I wasn't pulling a YouTube blockbuster on it but I managed to get some streaming. No complaints for the most part. More importantly, Internet access [LAN].
- Cleanliness and Safety - A Breath of Fresh (and Disinfected) Air: In these crazy times, feeling safe is paramount. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Check Check. They clearly took things seriously, which I really appreciated.
- Dining - Fueling the Adventure (and My Inner Critic):
- Asian Breakfast, Buffet and International cuisine in Restaurant? Yes, yes, and a very enthusiastic YES. The breakfast buffet was decent. The usual suspects (omelets, fruits, some mysterious local delicacies that I tried).
- 24-hour room service: Score!
- Coffee/Tea: Essential.
- Services and Conveniences - Perks and Practicalities:
- Elevator: Major kudos. Huge relief when you've had a long travel day.
- Concierge: Always a useful service.
- Currency Exchange: Handy, especially if you're like me and forget to hit the ATM beforehand.
- Daily Housekeeping: Appreciated. It's such a joy to return to a tidy room.
- Luggage Storage: Necessary for those last-day adventures.
- Car Park [free of charge], Car Power Charging Station: Score again for free parking!
- For the Kids - Making Family Travel Easier:
- Family/Child friendly, Kids Facilities: I didn't travel with kids, but I saw some kid-friendly things.
- Getting Around - Making it Easy to Explore:
- Airport transfer: Easy enough.
- Car park [on-site] Free is always great!
- Taxi service: Easy to hail.
The Unexpected Delight - A (Potentially) Life-Changing Shower!
Okay, here's where I get real. The shower. Bear with me. I had a room with a separate shower/bathtub with slippers and towels. The water pressure was divine. Like volcanic pressure! I'm usually a 'quick shower in and out' kind of person, but this water…magical. It was powerful, hot, and it washed away the travel grime like nobody's business. It's one of those moments where you realize how much the little things matter. This shower… it's etched in my memory.
The Room - Comfort and Functionality (and Maybe a Little Bit of "Meh")
The room was generally clean. The Air conditioning worked fantastically, which is vital amidst the Kota Kinabalu heat. The bed was comfy enough. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver for sleeping in! I had a window that opens, the interconnecting room(s) available. The Mini Bar, which was a nice touch. Complimentary bottled water – always appreciated. The room has a desk, the in-room safe box and the usual TV with all the channels.
Things To Do / Ways To Relax?
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Yes, an outdoor pool is available. I skipped the pool because I was being lazy.
The Negatives - (Because Let's Be Honest, Nothing's Perfect)
Alright, time for the truth bombs. The decor was… well, let's just say "functional". No real personality, nothing that shouted 'Kota Kinabalu!' It was a bit bland, but then again, who spends all day staring at the walls when you're on vacation? The site showed a bar, but I didn't see it. I didn't find the Spa and I can't tell if it was available or not.
The Quirks - That Made Me Smile (or Scratch My Head)
- That moment I realized the alarm clock was still set to the previous guest's wake-up call. Woke me up when I wasn't actually planning to rise.
- The lack of availability of Pets allowed. It's not a hotel for those who loves pets.
My Takeaway (and the Big Question): Would I Go Back?
Honestly? Yes. With the disclaimer regarding accessibility, considering the value, the location, the convenience, and the generally clean and safe environment, OYO 90037 The 7 Lodge Awaits! is a solid choice. It's not a luxury resort, but it's a perfectly decent basecamp for exploring the wonders of Kota Kinabalu. It's a place where you can come back after a long day of snorkeling at stunning islands like Sapi Island and find a good shower, clean bed, and strong internet. It's functional, affordable, and in a great location.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't just a travel itinerary. This is a journey… through my slightly-less-than-perfect, possibly-slightly-bonkers brain, to the OYO 90037 The 7 Lodge in Tambunan, Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia. Prepare for the beautiful mess.
Day 1: Arrival. And Immediate Regret (Kidding! Mostly.)
- Morning (Approx. 9:00 AM): LAND! Holy guacamole, the plane actually stayed in the air! Landing in Kota Kinabalu International Airport. The humidity hits you like a warm, damp sock. Suddenly, I'm sweating in places I didn't even know had places.
- Morning (Approx. 10:00 AM): Taxi struggle. Negotiating a taxi rate is apparently a contact sport. I'm pretty sure I overpaid, but after 20 minutes of aggressive gesturing, I just wanted out. My soul left my body.
- Morning (Approx. 11:30 AM): Finally, at the glorious OYO 90037 The 7 Lodge in Tambunan! Okay, so the pictures online were slightly filtered. But hey, it's clean-ish. And honestly, after the taxi debacle, anything is an upgrade. I check in and immediately collapse on the bed, fully clothed. The AC kinda works if you stare at it intensely.
- Afternoon (Approx. 1:00 PM): Time to experience my first malaysian lunch and it's delicious! I found a local warung (small, family-run restaurant) nearby. Ordering involved pointing and a lot of smiling, which is basically my universal language. My heart leaps with happiness that I found beef rendang. it was a revelation.
- Afternoon (Approx. 3:00 PM): Nap. Crucial. This is a travel essential. The bed is comfy. Sleep is key.
- Late Afternoon (Approx. 5:00 PM): Explore Tambunan Town. It's…small. But charmingly so. The locals are incredibly friendly, and I already feel more relaxed than I have in months. I wander around, taking photos, and feeling supremely smug that I'm actually here.
- Evening (Approx. 7:00 PM): Dinner at a local restaurant. Trying the local seafood, I'm not sure what all of it is, but it's fantastic. I try and learn some local greeting to practice.
- Evening (Approx. 9:00 PM): Crash. Jetlag is a beast.
Day 2: The Majestic Mount Kinabalu… Sort Of…
- Early morning (Approx. 6:00 AM): Alarm. Ugh. I'm not a morning person. My body is in constant battle against the snooze button. Today is adventure day, or at least, the idea of adventure day.
- Morning (Approx. 7:00 AM): It was the best of times… it was the worst of times, because I was late. I was supposed to book a tour to Mount Kinabalu but I thought, "Eh, I will book it myself.
- Morning (Approx. 8:00 AM): The realization hits. I am not as adventurous as I thought.
- Morning (Approx. 9:00 AM): I found a bus tour to the Kinabalu Park and it was an experience in itself. The sheer number of people crammed onto the bus was comical. The drive up was beautiful, weaving through the misty mountains.
- Late Morning (Approx. 10:00 AM): At last! at the Kinabalu Park. It's breathtaking. Everything is so green and lush.
- Afternoon (Approx. 1:00 PM): Lunch at the park's restaurant. The food's nothing to write home about, but the view? Epic. I feel this tiny frisson of accomplishment. I've seen Kinabalu!
- Afternoon (Approx. 3:00 PM): Hiking! Okay, let's be honest, it was more like a gentle stroll on a well-paved path. But still, I went hiking! I'm feeling like Bear Grylls out here. (Note to self: acquire actual hiking boots. And maybe learn how to build a fire.)
- Late Afternoon (Approx. 5:00 PM): Head back to the lodge, feeling utterly exhausted in the best way.
- Evening (Approx. 7:00 PM): Dinner and a beer. Back at the same restaurant as yesterday. It's a good thing.
- Evening (Approx. 9:00 PM): Netflix and chill. Alone. Because I'm living the solo travel dream.
Day 3: Waterfalls, Waterfalls, Everywhere! (And Possibly a Chicken?)
- Morning (Approx. 8:00 AM): Breakfast at the lodge. A very… local affair. There are a lot of things that are definitely not bacon. Never mind.
- Morning (Approx. 9:00 AM): Rent a scooter! The moment I’ve been waiting for. It felt like the true gateway to freedom. Now it feels like I may die. I've never driven a scooter. I take a deep breath, throw on my helmet, and attempt to navigate the local roads. Wish me luck.
- Morning (Approx. 10:00 AM): Heading to the Mahua Waterfall. The road is…interesting. It's a mix of smooth and deeply potholed, which keeps things exciting. There’s some serious adrenaline flowing.
- Late Morning (Approx. 11:00 AM): Arrive at Mahua Waterfall. Oh. My. God. It’s stunning. The water cascades down, and I'm pretty sure I just heard a mythical creature singing. I swim, laugh, and take a million photos.
- Afternoon (Approx. 1:00 PM): Decide on a second waterfall.
- Afternoon (Approx. 2:00 PM): Head back to the lodge.
- Afternoon (Approx. 4:00 PM): Dinner. And then, maybe, a very very long nap.
- Evening (Approx. 6:00 PM): Back on the bike, with the sun dipping. I feel like I'm the only living body that knows the road. The wind is in my hair. I'm free. I'm happy.
- Evening (Approx. 7:00 PM): The scooter starts to run low on fuel so I ask a local where the gas station is.
- Evening (Approx. 8:00 PM): Found the gas station.
- Evening (Approx. 9:00 PM): Sleep.
Day 4: Departure (And a Bittersweet Farewell)
- Morning (Approx. 8:00 AM): Pack. The joy of traveling light? Lies. I’ve accumulated so many souvenirs. I'm going to need a bigger suitcase.
- Morning (Approx. 9:00 AM): Farewell breakfast at the lodge. Another attempt to decipher the local cuisine.
- Morning (Approx. 10:00 AM): One last wander through Tambunan town. Grabbing a few final souvenirs. I found a shop selling local crafts.
- Morning (Approx. 11:00 AM): The taxi. The drive to the airport is a blur of reflections. It was fast.
- Afternoon (Approx. 1:00 PM): Boarding the plane. As the plane takes off, I stare out the window, a mix of exhaustion and regret. I hope I will visit it again.
- Afternoon (Approx. 2:00 PM): Plane is en route. My mind is already planning my next adventure.
Postscript:
Well, there you have it. My imperfect, chaotic, and utterly human journey through Tambunan. It wasn't perfect, but it was real. And honestly, that's what makes a trip worthwhile. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go book my next adventure. But first, MORE NAP TIME!
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