Luxury Lekki Penthouse: 2 Beds, Unbelievable Views!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the glittering, sometimes imperfect, and definitely luxurious world of Luxury Lekki Penthouse: 2 Beds, Unbelievable Views! in Lagos. Forget those airbrushed travel brochures – I'm here to give you the raw, unfiltered, and slightly rambling truth. Let's get started!
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First Impressions (and a bit of a panic attack):
So, I'm arriving at the Luxury Lekki Penthouse. I’d booked it because, frankly, the pictures of the views promised to melt my cynical little heart. And LISTEN, they weren't lying. From the moment you step out of the elevator (yes, there's an elevator!) you're hit with… a view. Seriously. Jaw-dropping, Instagram-worthy, "I need to get a better camera" type of view. But, as a perpetually anxious traveler, I immediately start scanning for problems. (My brain works like a broken record.)
Accessibility – A Real Mixed Bag (but mostly good!):
Right off the bat, let's talk accessibility. The website says it's got facilities for disabled guests. This is VITAL. Now, I can walk, but I've travelled with people in wheelchairs. The presence of an elevator is a massive plus. The facilities for disabled guests are listed which eases worry on an already stressed me.
Cleanliness and Safety - The Modern-Day Worry:
Okay, deep breaths. Post-pandemic travel is…well, it's a thing. I actually checked the anti-viral cleaning products box on my mental checklist, along with daily disinfection in common areas and rooms sanitized between stays. The fact that they offer room sanitization opt-out available gives me a slightly better feeling. Hand sanitizer is EVERYWHERE, which I, a germaphobe, appreciate. There's also a doctor/nurse on call, and a first aid kit, which is a thoughtful touch. Cashless payment service is a win for convenience and reducing contact. The fact they are using Professional-grade sanitizing services in addition to Sterilizing equipment is more than I was expecting. The big bonus - Staff trained in safety protocol. Whew.
The Rooms – My Personal Sanctuary (with a few potential snags):
Okay, the rooms. They say "2 beds, unbelievable views." And, yes, the views are unbelievable. I had the high floor room and was in heaven. The blackout curtains are a godsend for a light sleeper like me. I loved the slippers (a small detail, but hello, luxury!). The bathrobes are plush, the in-room safe box helps hide the good stuff, the air conditioning is a must in Lagos, and the complimentary tea/Coffee/bottled water is a definite plus after those long flights.
My only minor niggle: that the additional toilet was not in the master bedroom. It's not the end of the world, but, depending on who else is staying with you.
Also, the carpet felt a tiny bit… well, it wasn’t pristine, but the daily housekeeping was doing their best.
There's Wi-Fi [free] (and it's actually decent!) and Internet access – wireless, plus Internet access – LAN, which is great if you're a digital nomad like me. There is a laptop workspace. I did have to reboot my laptop a few times, but ultimately, it was a good setup.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Foodie’s Playground (with some quirks):
Alright, food! This is where it gets interesting. There's a restaurant (or, more accurately, multiple restaurants) offering Asian cuisine in restaurant/International cuisine in restaurant/Western cuisine in restaurant. There's room service [24-hour], always a win. I did miss the Asian breakfast - but hey. The Coffee/tea in restaurant is there.
In the hotel, the menu felt a little basic sometimes. I felt like they could have made the menu a tad more interesting, but hey, there are worse things than a decent salad in restaurant or a simple soup in restaurant. There is a Snack bar. They also could offer Vegetarian restaurant or Alternative meal arrangement.
The Poolside bar is where the real fun is. (More on that later!)
Things to Do, Ways to Relax – Dive In!
Oh, the fun! This is where the Luxury Lekki Penthouse really shines. The swimming pool [outdoor] is gorgeous. And the pool with a view? Forget about it. Pure bliss. I spent HOURS just floating around, staring at the Lagos skyline. (And yes, I did take a LOT of selfies.) They also have a gym/fitness which I avoided, and a spa/sauna and a steamroom. I went for the massage - A good massage. Not the best I've had, but I'm not complaining. A lovely way to spend half a day!
Services and Conveniences – They've Got You Covered:
The concierge was incredibly helpful with everything. I was very appreciative. There is also luggage storage, which is a godsend if you have a late flight. They have dry cleaning and laundry service (thank goodness!), and there is daily housekeeping. I do miss the ironing service. The car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site] is another huge plus.
Getting Around – Easier Than You Think:
Airport transfer is available, and I highly recommend it - Lagos traffic is a beast. They also offer taxi service, which is convenient.
For the Kids – Mostly Fine (but check the details):
They describe themself as Family/child friendly, and they do provide babysitting service and Kids meal.
The Unforgettable Moment (or: The Poolside Bar and the Almost Disaster):
The poolside bar, the pool view, the cocktail in my hand…it was perfect. Then, disaster struck. I was lounging on the deck, loving life, when BAM. A rogue wave from the pool (I'm blaming the kids, even though there were none) soaked my phone, my bag, and my very meticulously planned afternoon. Cue internal panic.
But, you know what? That's when the staff went above and beyond. They got me towels, a drink, and helped me dry out my phone (thankfully, it survived!). They took the small disaster in stride, and it made the whole experience even more human and, in its own weird way, better.
The Verdict – Should You Book the Luxury Lekki Penthouse?
YES. Absolutely, YES.
For Whom?:
- Luxury seekers: If you appreciate the finer things in life.
- View obsessed: If you dream of waking up to stunning cityscapes.
- Business travelers: If you need reliable Wi-Fi and convenient amenities.
- Couples: If you're looking for a romantic getaway.
- Families with children: If your children are fine with the environment.
The (Slightly Messy, Utterly Honest) Offer:
Listen, I could go on and on. The Luxury Lekki Penthouse isn't flawless. There are things that could be improved. But its strengths far outweigh its weaknesses.
Here's what I'm offering you:
Book your stay at Luxury Lekki Penthouse: 2 Beds, Unbelievable Views!
- Guaranteed Unforgettable Views: Wake up to the Lagos skyline every morning.
- Luxurious Comfort: Plush rooms, modern amenities, and a touch of elegance.
- Relaxation and Rejuvenation: Dive into the breathtaking pool, hit the spa, or simply soak up the sun.
- Impeccable Service (and a little bit of humor): The staff will go the extra mile, even when you're accidentally creating a small aquatic disaster.
- Convenience: Easy access, on-site dining, and all the amenities you need.
Special Booking Bonus:
- 10% off your first stay when you use code "LekkiLuxe10" at checkout!
Don't wait. Book now and experience the magic of Lagos in style. Trust me, even if things get a little messy (like my bag by the pool!), it's an adventure you won't forget.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously color-coded itinerary. This is my "attempt to survive and maybe thrive" PLISTBOOK 2 Bedroom Penthouse Apartment experience in Lekki, Nigeria. Let's just say, expectations are low, and the potential for hilarious disaster is… high.
PLISTBOOK Lekki: A Hot Mess Express (aka, My Itinerary)
Day 1: Arrival and "Is That a Roach?" (aka, Pre-Trauma)
10:00 AM (ish) - Lagos Airport Chaos. Okay, "chaos" is an understatement. It was a beautiful, beautiful, BEAUTIFUL mess. The smell of something cooking (probably jollof rice, bless its soul) mixed with the sheer, unadulterated energy of the place. Found a guy who claimed to be my driver. He was wearing a shirt that said "Life is a Highway"… I think he was trying to tell me something. He looked like he was about to fall asleep at the wheel the entire time. Made it clear I was paying him extra for a functioning AC.
12:00 PM (ish) - Arrival at PLISTBOOK. The Penthouse Promises a View… And I'm praying it delivers. The entrance? Let's just say first impressions aren't always accurate. The guard was on his phone, casually eyeing my luggage. Okay, let's just get through security.
12:30 PM - The Apartment Reveal: First Impressions (and a Prayer). Opened the door. It was… okay. The view was actually pretty stellar, overlooking that part of Lagos. Furniture was a bit dated. The AC was… well, it seemed to be working. But, I swear I saw something scuttle under the coffee table. My imagination? Probably. Still. I’m not going to lie, I went and bought bug spray and some snacks. Oh, and the water pressure? A trickle. (Welcome to luxury, apparently.)
1:30 PM - The Great Grocery Hunt - I am SO HUNGRY. Finding a decent grocery store was an adventure in itself. Traffic was a beast, the sun was a furnace, and I’m pretty sure the driver used the horn as punctuation. Found a place. Overspent on everything. Managed to procure water, fruit, snacks, and some instant noodles. Comfort food.
4:00 PM - Trying to Assemble a Plan: The world had lost a little bit of shine. The internet wasn't working (surprise!) after hours of trying to get it to work, so I had to purchase a data plan. Okay, Plan B – watch whatever is on TV and call it a day.
7:00 PM - Dinner of Champions. Noodles. And the view. That view still rocks. Added chopped fruit.
9:00 PM - First Night Panic. Tried to sleep. Kept hearing things. Pretty sure I had a nightmare about a gigantic cockroach wearing a tiny, sparkly crown. Lagos is a weird city to sleep in.
Day 2: The Lekki Exploration (and "When the Internet Gives Up on You")
8:00 AM - Failed Breakfast Attempt: Coffee. That’s all. The toast was ruined.
9:00 AM - Tech Support Tango. Decided to call the apartment's support team. I’m not sure if they understood English. Or if they were actually there. Or if I needed to call someone else entirely.
10:00 AM - A Trek to the Beach: Decided to brave the Lekki Conservation Centre. Heard it's spectacular. Hoping it’s not overhyped. The road did look terrible.
11:00 AM - The Lekki Conservation Centre: Awe and Tears (of joy, mostly). The Canopy Walkway was INSANE. Seriously, I’m pretty sure I aged ten years in those fifteen terrifying, exhilarating minutes. Worth it. The view from the top? Breathtaking. Actually, made me cry a little. (Don’t judge.) The monkeys were cheeky little buggers.
1:00 PM - Lunch and Regret: Found a "restaurant" nearby. Ordered… something. It was spicy. And possibly questionable. My stomach is not happy.
3:00 PM - Failed Work Attempt: Couldn't get any work done. The internet continued to wage war on me. Took a walk around the complex to see if the pool was accessible (still trying to find where it is).
5:00 PM - Shopping and Snacks: More grocery hunting. Needed something to cheer me up. Acquired some plantains and chocolate. Priorities.
7:00 PM - Dinner and Reflection: Plantains and chocolate. Contemplating life. Considering moving into the canopy walkway, just for the peace.
9:00 PM - Attempt at Relaxation: Tried to read. Got about three pages in. The aircon is rumbling. Hope it doesn’t break down at night.
Day 3: Jollof Dreams and Departing Dramas (or, the Final Countdown)
8:00 AM - Breakfast: Remaining fruit and (sigh) coffee again. The coffee is actually getting a little gross, but… needed caffeine.
9:00 AM - Internet: Still Dead. (I think it’s personal.) Managed to get enough internet to check a few emails.
10:00 AM - Breakfast: An unexpected surprise: I'm suddenly seeing that the restaurant next door offers a great breakfast menu. I quickly head there and settle on food with the great aroma.
1:00 PM - Packing and Panic: Realized I’d barely touched my suitcase. Started throwing things in haphazardly. Found a rogue cockroach (I swear it was the same one from my nightmare). Freaked out.
2:00 PM - Checking Out: The Runaround: Called the front desk. No one answered. Finally got someone. They “forgot” I was leaving. It was a beautiful day.
3:00 PM - Goodbye Lagos: Left for the airport with mixed thoughts. The city is overwhelming but beautiful.
This itinerary is probably a disaster. But hey, at least it's my disaster. Wish me luck. I’m going to need it. And maybe some bug spray. And definitely a whole lot more coffee.
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Luxury Lekki Penthouse: 2 Beds, Unbelievable Views! FAQs (Frankly, You Need to Know!)
Okay, Okay, the Views... Are They REALLY "Unbelievable"? I'm skeptical.
Alright, alright, you caught me. "Unbelievable" is a word I throw around like confetti at a wedding... which, by the way, I *almost* had on the balcony once (long story). But seriously, the views? Actually, yeah, they're pretty damn good. Think... panoramic, like the whole of Lekki spread out at your feet. I remember the first time I saw it, I actually gasped. I'm not generally a gasper, you know? More of a "meh" kind of person. But *gasp*. From sunrise to sunset, it's a constant show. I swear I saw a fish eagle take off from a rooftop once. A *fish eagle*! Maybe I dreamt it. The point is, yeah, the views are legit. Bring binoculars, you might see some gossip unfolding in the nearby houses.
Two bedrooms... who is this actually for? Just couples? What if I want a work space? Or a kid?! Am I doomed?
Two bedrooms… right. Well, obviously, you could have a couple. But listen, the second bedroom is GOLD. I mean, GOLD. Okay, maybe not literal gold, but let me paint a picture: One bedroom for the master suite, HUGE bed, walk-in closet that could rival a small department store. Other room: Guest room, baby's room (though, honestly, a baby might mess with the luxury vibe... just saying), or MY SANCTUARY: the home office. I'm serious. I actually contemplated making it my permanent work space for about 5 minutes. Then I remembered I hate working. But the potential is there! Plus, let's be honest, if you have kids... the views will occupy them for like, an hour or two. That's GOLD for focused work time, people.
What about the noise? Lekki's Lekki, right? Are you constantly hearing car horns and generators? GIVE ME THE HONEST TRUTH!
Oh, Lagos noise. The beautiful, awful, ever-present soundtrack of life. Look, is it completely silent? Absolutely not. You will hear the distant hum of generators (welcome to Nigeria), the occasional car horn symphony, and, if you're lucky/unlucky, your neighbor's party blasting Wizkid at 3 AM. BUT! Being up high, it actually dampens it *significantly*. It's more of a gentle background rumble, like a distant, vaguely annoying orchestra. Honestly, I found it less intrusive than some of the other places I've stayed. It's a trade-off, right? Luxury views for a touch of city serenade. Plus, I'm more of a generator noise person than the constant, annoying chatter.
Is the kitchen actually usable? I mean, is it just for show? Can I cook? *Should* I cook?
The kitchen! Okay, this is where things get… interesting. I’m a cook, I love to whip up a feast. And yeah, the kitchen is DEFINITELY usable. It's gorgeous, all sleek surfaces and modern appliances. And yes, you absolutely *can* cook. Should you? Mmm… depends. Because there’s this... *thing*. This feeling of wanting to keep it pristine for Instagram (I felt this too. No judging.) But then you remember you're hungry! And trust me, you'll be hungry. It's Lagos. You have to cook SOMETHING. So, yes, cook. Make something amazing. Just maybe don't drop a whole pot of stew and splatter it everywhere (like I almost did. Twice.). Get a good chef. That's my advice.
What are the downsides that they *won't* tell you? What's the *real* tea? Spill it!
Alright, alright, here's the unvarnished truth, the real tea, the juicy goss. (I live for that.) Okay there are a few, because no place is perfect. My first gripe? The access. You're in Lekki Phase 1, so it's great location, but still Lagos. Traffic is traffic. Be prepared for delays getting *to* the penthouse during rush hour. Second, the whole "luxury" thing... it's *expensive*. Like rent AND keeping up with it is going to dent your wallet. Third, and this is more personal, you're so high up, you kinda feel detached from the street. It’s a really isolating thing. It’s a luxury that isn’t without its downsides.
Is there a gym? A pool? Do I need to leave the building?
Gym? Pool? Oh, honey, we're talking luxury. Yes, yes, and no. You've got the works. Imagine, you're just waking up, you've got the views and a whole lot of potential in front of you. Now head on down to the gym to do some work out. Because when you're done you can stroll on over to the pool and take a dip. That's what I could be doing right now, you know. And don't even get me started on the security. It's top-notch. You're safe. You're pampered. You barely have to leave if you don't want to.
Honestly, would you live there? Or is this just for the Instagram flex?
Would I live there? That's the million-naira question, isn't it? Look, if money were no object (and let's be honest, it almost *never* is), ABSOLUTELY. I'd be there in a heartbeat. The views, the space, the peace of mind… all of it is gold. And yes, the Instagram flex would be epic. I mean, who *wouldn't* want to showcase those views! But… the *reality* is it's expensive. And I'm a practical creature, really. But, the question is, can you live with the good and the not so good? Can you deal with generator noise? Can you deal with the cost? If you can, then it is ABSOLUTELY WORTH IT. And I might visit often... just saying.
