Escape to Bliss: Turkey's Hidden Gem in India's Himalayas
Escape to Bliss: Turkey's Hidden Gem in India's Himalayas - A Review That's More Real Than Your Last Tinder Date (And Way Better)
Okay, listen up, you stressed-out souls, because I’ve just clambered back down the mountains after, what feels like, a lifetime at Escape to Bliss, the “Turkey’s Hidden Gem” in India's Himalayas. And lemme tell ya, it's not your average hotel review. Forget the sterile, perfect prose. This is raw, unfiltered, and hopefully, hilarious. Buckle up.
Accessibility: The Ascent (and Descent) of Comfort
Let's be real, "Himalayas" and "accessibility" rarely go hand in hand. But Escape to Bliss? They've genuinely tried. Wheelchair accessible is listed, and while I didn't personally test it (I'm more of a "hike first, think later" kinda gal), the information suggests they're aiming to make it easier for everyone. Elevator? Check. But the real test in the Himalayas is always the final approach. The road can be a bit… rough. Just mentally prepare yourself. Airport transfer is offered, and trust me, after a journey to get here, you'll want it! Speaking of which Getting around is made a little less tiring with access to car park [free of charge], car park [on-site], but also offered are taxi service, valet parking.
Internet: Is "Bliss" Synonymous with "No Signal"? Nope!
Okay, essential first! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And it actually WORKS. Shocking, I know. Internet [LAN] is also available, but c’mon, who brings a LAN cable on vacation? That's some serious commitment to productivity (or massive boredom). Wi-Fi in public areas is reliable, too. I even managed to post some envy-inducing Instagram stories. Consider me a convert! However, no matter how fast it is, being completely connected on vacation is not something I endorse.
Cleanliness and Safety: More Than Just Pretty Pictures
This is where Escape to Bliss truly shines. COVID-19? They've got this. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays, and hand sanitizer everywhere. The staff are trained in safety protocol, which is reassuring considering the current climate. There is also a Doctor/nurse on call, and the presence of first aid kit, fire extinguisher, smoke alarms shows that the basic needs are well taken care of. I certainly felt comfortable and safe, and the constant reminders of safety protocols were, dare I say, relaxing. Having room sanitization opt-out available is a nice option.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Bring Your Appetite, You'll Need It!
Alright, this is where my inner foodie went absolutely bonkers. The restaurants are incredible. Let’s start with the Asian breakfast. I have to admit, I was skeptical. Western breakfast is something I'm accustom to. But the flavors! The spices! The sheer artistry of the presentation! Delicious.
The buffet in restaurant is phenomenal! I'm talking a vast, diverse spread with both Asian cuisine in restaurant and International cuisine in restaurant dishes. I'm pretty sure I single-handedly decimated the dessert section one evening. Okay, maybe two. The Poolside bar is a must for sipping cocktails while soaking in the views. Speaking of which, the Pool with view is stunning. And let me tell you, a sundowner with that scenery? Pure bliss. There's a Snack bar, Coffee shop, and a Vegetarian restaurant so you're guaranteed to find something that suits your needs.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Find Your Zen (or Your Inner Party Animal)
This is where Escape to Bliss truly earns its name. This place knows how to pamper.
- Spa/sauna, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage – need I say more? I spent a solid afternoon getting the kinks worked out of my back, and I emerged feeling like a newborn… except with slightly more wrinkles.
- The Swimming pool [outdoor] is just begging for you to dive in. The Gym/fitness centre seemed well-equipped, although, I'll admit, I mostly used it for resting my book.
- They even have a Sauna, Steamroom, and this place actually feels more welcoming for a relaxing time.
Services and Conveniences: Because Life Shouldn't Be Hard
They offer pretty much anything you'd expect. Air conditioning in public area, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes. Everything is very convenient, even including Babysitting service, useful for families.
For the Kids:
- Escape to Bliss is Family/child friendly, offering kids facilities and kids meal and is equipped to make sure the little ones (and their parents) have a great time.
- Babysitting service
In-Room Awesomeness: Your Personal Oasis
Okay, the rooms are… chef's kiss. Air conditioning, thank heavens. Blackout curtains (essential for sleeping off those lunchtime cocktails). Coffee/tea maker, because caffeine is life. Free bottled water. Private bathroom, all the standard stuff, but done right. But the best? The Window that opens. Seriously, being able to breathe in that mountain air is pure magic. And the bathrobes! Soft, fluffy, and perfect for padding around in after a spa session.
The Verdict: Go. Just Go.
Look, I’m not easily impressed. But Escape to Bliss? It’s a winner. It's a place where you can disconnect from the world (if you want to, despite the great Wi-Fi!), reconnect with yourself, and maybe, just maybe, discover your inner peace. Yes, there are imperfections. The road to get there can be a bit bumpy.
But honestly, the imperfections are part of the charm. They feel real. They make the experience… human. And the beauty of the Himalayas, the exceptional service, the food that'll make you weep with joy… it all adds up to a truly unforgettable experience.
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- Up to 20% Off on a 3-night stay or longer!
- A Complimentary Signature Spa Treatment to melt away your stress.
- Free Airport Transfer (because the journey is part of the adventure!).
- A Bottle of Fine Wine on Arrival to toast the start of your bliss.
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Don't wait. Your Himalayan adventure awaits. Book now, and get ready to experience the real deal. I'm already planning my return. Maybe I'll see you there. I’ll be the one in the bathrobe, lost in the view, and eating a dessert.
Langkawi's Hidden Gem: Unbelievable Pepatung Homestay!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're heading to Dharamshala, India, and this isn't going to be your sanitized travel brochure. This is the real deal: dirty laundry and all. This is going to be my Turkish Cottage adventure, a real-life story!
Day 1: Arrival - Chaos and Chai (Lots of It)
Morning (ish): Arrive at Delhi airport. Oh sweet Jesus, the Delhi airport. It’s a whirlwind of haggling taxi drivers, bleary-eyed backpackers, and the faint smell of… well, let's just say "exotic spices." Found some kind of a pre-booked car, which felt less like a car and more like a sardine can on wheels. The driver, bless his soul, seemed to think the entire road was his personal kart racing track. Buckle up - that's my advice.
Mid-day: The train to Pathankot. The mountains start appearing! I am SO excited when the train stops, and it's a mad rush.
Afternoon: Pathankot to Dharamshala. More cars.
Late Afternoon: Turkish Cottage Check-in. My oh my, I feel like I'm entering a dream. Not in the best way! The "cottage" part is a slightly exaggerated term, I think. It’s… rustic. Beautifully rustic, okay? The view, though, is jaw-dropping. Mountains, prayer flags, everything! I met the owner, a charming old man named Mr. Sharma who, as a bonus, looks exactly like Sean Connery, and I love him.
- First Impression: The room is a little…cosy. And by cosy, I mean small. And by small, I mean I can practically tickle the person in the next room with my toes. But the bed is clean, and the view, again, is spectacular.
Evening: Chai. So much chai. I’m pretty sure my veins are now 80% spicy, milky beverage. Wandered around McLeod Ganj a bit. The air is thin. The dogs are legion. Someone's burning incense, and it smells like heaven. Got hopelessly lost within an hour. Ate some momos so delicious I almost wept.
Day 2: Exploring McLeod Ganj - Finding My Zen (or Maybe Just a Good Cafe)
Morning: Okay, I'm going to attempt to be spiritual, so I take a walk up to the Tsuglagkhang Complex, home to the Dalai Lama. It's a beautiful place. The prayer wheels are hypnotic, and the monks are so serene it's almost annoying. (I kid, I kid!) But I just couldn't keep my mind still, and the noise just kept on coming. I'm more of a cafe and a wifi kind of spiritual person, I think.
Mid-day: Spent WAY too long in a cafe called "Moonpeak Espresso." Excellent coffee, even better people-watching. Saw a woman in a full-on Tibetan robe reading a Danielle Steel novel. My mind, is very messy.
Afternoon: Tried (and failed) to meditate. My brain is like a caffeinated hamster on a tiny wheel. Decided to accept the chaos. Wandered some more. Found a tiny shop selling prayer flags and bought way too many.
Evening: Dinner at a very basic Tibetan restaurant. I am on a budget, and here the portions are HUGE. And the food is amazing! I'm addicted to Thukpa, a noodle soup that tastes like a warm hug. More chai. Much more chai.
Day 3: Triund Trek (The Mountain of Regret)
- Morning: I was determined. Absolutely determined. I'm a "hiker," I told myself. I'm outdoorsy! Hired a guide( a skinny kid with a beard) and started the trek to Triund. The "easy" trek.
- Mid-day: This is not easy. It is an uphill battle. The air is thin. My lungs are screaming. I am regretting every single french fry I’ve ever consumed. The guide is walking at a pace that would shame a mountain goat.
- Afternoon: The Summit (Maybe…almost): Holy Mother of God, the view! The Himalayas are just…there. Majestic. Breathtaking. I could almost forgive the aching muscles and the feeling that my heart was about to explode.
- The "Almost": Reached the top, or actually, a place that looks like the top. But then I couldn't move. I am in pain. The guide is very helpful.
- Anecdote Time: After the trek, I could barely walk, my legs are jelly. The jeep ride back down the mountain was a nail-biting experience (especially at night).
- Evening: Back in the Turkish Cottage. Dinner. Sleep. Dream about flat surfaces.
Day 4: Relaxation (AKA, Recovering From the Mountain of Regret)
- Morning: Slept until noon. My body is screaming! All I could do was put my phone in the air and hope to have some wifi.
- Afternoon: Found a spot to take a massage. Ahhhhh! It helped a little.
- Evening: One of the best meals I've had. But, the music was too loud.
Day 5: Departure - The Bitter Sweet Goodbye
- Morning: One last chai at Moonpeak Espresso. Said goodbye to all the nice people.
- Mid-day: Check-out from the Turkish Cottage. Mr. Sharma gave me a hug. I almost cried.
- Afternoon: Off to Delhi airport.
Quirky Observations & Imperfections:
- The stray dogs of McLeod Ganj are like ghosts. They appear and disappear.
- My hair feels like it's permanently coated in dust.
- My attempts at Hindi have been met with blank stares and polite smiles.
- I bought a singing bowl. I have no idea how to use it.
- I'm fairly sure I've developed a slight addiction to momos.
- I fell in love with a mountain. And a few chai wallahs. Okay, maybe a few more.
Emotional Reactions:
- Frustration at the slow internet. Joy at the incredible food. Awe at the mountains. Mild panic at the altitude. Complete and utter exhaustion after the trek.
- Overall: Dharamshala, you chaotic, beautiful, slightly dusty, and utterly magical place. You've broken me, rebuilt me, and sent me home with a heart full of memories. I'll be back for sure.
Escape to Bliss: Turkey's Hidden Gem in India's Himalayas - Or Is It? Let's Get Real...
Okay, so "Turkey's Hidden Gem"... That's a *bold* statement. What's the actual deal with this place?
I went there expecting... well, I *wanted* to find bliss, dammit! Found more like, “Bliss... *eventually*… after you deal with the power outages and rogue monkeys.” It’s NOT the Ritz, alright? If you demand perfection, STAY AWAY. If you’re cool with… *character*, then read on.
The Journey sounds "fun." How do you even GET there?
So, you arrive in Delhi. Delhi, which, let's be honest, will *test* your sanity immediately. Then, it's either a grueling overnight bus ride (think: questionable hygiene and questionable driving) OR a flight to a smaller airport followed by a *smaller* car ride. I opted for the flight, because… sleep is precious.
The car ride... I swear, the pothole-to-asphalt ratio was about 80/20. My kidneys nearly jumped out of my body. There's this one stretch where the road just… *vanishes*. Like, gone. And you're bouncing along, hoping the driver (who, bless him, was attempting to navigate in the dark while simultaneously fielding calls from his mother) doesn't accidentally drive you off a cliff. Which I'll freely admit, at one point, I was half-hoping for because the caffeine hadn't kicked in.
**Pro-Tip:** Pack Dramamine. And a very, *very* strong sense of humor.
Okay. Let's say I've survived the journey. What are the *rooms* like? Are we talking luxury or… *rustic charm*?
The bed? Hard as a rock. But after that road trip, I actually kinda *appreciated* it. Look, it's not the Four Seasons, okay? It's basic, but... functional. The view from my balcony, though? Staggeringly beautiful. And honestly, after a few days, you kind of… get used to the quirks. You learn to love the imperfections, even. (Maybe. Don't judge me.)
The hot water, however… that's a lottery. Some days you get it, some days you don't. Embrace the cold shower… or the bucket bath experience that comes with the territory.
What about the *food*? I'm assuming it's not all kebabs, right?
The breakfast buffet... a delicious adventure. Eggs, toast, curries, fresh fruit. And, crucially, bottomless cups of chai. Which, if you’re me, is essential for survival.
One night, though... there was a "special" kebab night. Now, I *love* kebabs. But this… this was an experience. The meat was… well, let’s just say I’m pretty sure I saw the chef chasing the goat earlier. It tasted… *unusual*. I politely ate a small portion. The next morning, I went for the safe option - the chai and the fruit. My stomach thanked me. And so did the local village.
You mentioned "rogue monkeys." Elaborate, please.
Seriously. One morning, I was enjoying my toast and chai on the balcony, basking in the glorious Himalayan sunshine. Suddenly, BAM! A monkey, with the speed of a ninja and the audacity of a seasoned criminal, *leapt* onto my table and… *snatched* my mango. My *mango*! I yelped. The monkey, clearly pleased with itself, scampered off into the trees, enjoying his ill-gotten gains. I considered going after him, but I was still half-asleep, and the thought of a tiny, furry predator with teeth… well, I let it go.
**Pro-Tip:** Be prepared. Keep all food locked up. And maybe invest in a water pistol. (Kidding… mostly.)
What are there things to *do*? Beyond dodging food-thieving monkeys?
There's a nearby waterfall, which is lovely, and a few local villages you can visit. But honestly? The best thing to do is just… relax. Read a book, drink chai, and gaze at the mountains. The sheer scale of the Himalayas is breathtaking. It puts everything into perspective.
**Side note:** Seriously consider bringing a few extra books. There's not a *ton* to do, which can, admittedly, be a bit… boring, at times. But sometimes boredom is exactly what you need.
