Escape to Paradise: Eleals Boutique Hotel, Corfu Island
Okay, LISTEN UP, because I just got back from a trip to the "Escape to Paradise: Eleals Boutique Hotel" on Corfu Island, and I have thoughts. A LOT of them. Get ready for a rollercoaster, because honestly, this place… well, let's just dive in.
First Impressions: The Arrival (or, "Where's the Limbo Stick?"):
Okay, first things first: Accessibility. I feel like I HAVE to address this upfront because it's a huge deal for a lot of people, and Eleals tries. The elevator is a godsend, and they do advertise "Facilities for disabled guests." Now, how truly accessible is it? I'm going to level with you, it’s a mixed bag. Some areas seemed well-thought-out, but navigating the uneven paths around the pool area felt like a potential Olympic event, let alone getting to the outdoor venue for special events in a wheelchair – that seemed tricky. I'm not totally clued up on ADA requirements, but I'd recommend doing more digging if accessibility is a must have.
The Room: Your Personal Sanctuary (…Mostly):
Right, the rooms themselves. I was extremely happy with the air conditioning. Greece in summer? You NEED it, trust me. And the free Wi-Fi? A lifesaver for a quick internet check and to post photos to Instagram. Also, let's be honest: the Complimentary tea and free bottled water were welcome perks.
Digging deeper The little things were appreciated. A window that at least opens (shocking how many hotels forgo this), and a reading light. A safe box, too. Less appreciated? The questionable, but very thorough, cleaning standards of the carpeting.
I loved it! the separate shower/bathtub and the bathtub - amazing!
On the flip side. The soundproofing wasn't quite perfect, but hey, you're in a hotel, not a padded cell. The in-room safe box felt a little flimsy, like a sneeze could crack it open.
Spa Day! (Or: The Pursuit of Bliss…and a Slightly Oily Towel):
Okay, let's talk spa. Eleals goes all out with this. I mean, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Massage – they've got it. The pool with a view? STUNNING. I spent an entire afternoon just floating there, staring out at the ocean. The Body scrub and Body wrap were amazing! I would suggest going for the Foot bath - really relaxing.
The Good: The pool attendants kept the water crystal clear, and the massage… oh, the massage. I ended up booking a second one. Pure bliss.
The Less Good: Okay, the steam room…it smelled faintly of, well, "used steam room." And the towels… I am not sure if I should make a complaint. But the spa itself, was a nice experience.
Food, Glorious Food… (And the Occasional Culinary Adventure):
Alright, let's get to the food. Dining is a big deal, right? The Breakfast buffet was… decent. There were Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, as well as a Vegetarian restaurant. The Asian breakfast was a highlight. Let's be honest, though, a buffet always feels a bit like a free-for-all.
The Good: The staff were super friendly and helpful. Also, the poolside bar - happy hour was a serious draw. Great drinks.
The Not-So-Good: The "International cuisine in restaurant"? Sometimes felt a little confused. The Western cuisine restaurant was a little bland for my tastes. The Asian cuisine in restaurant stood out; it was great.
Cleanliness and Safety: How "Safe" is Safe?
The Good: I appreciated the Daily disinfection in common areas and the Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere. The staff actually seemed to care.
The Imperfections: While the rooms seemed clean, I'm not entirely sure if I would trust the anti-viral cleaning products.
Things to Do (Besides Lazing by the Pool):
Corfu is beautiful, so make sure you get off the property! They have a car park on-site, but I loved walking around the area.
- What I Loved: Exploring Corfu Town and the hiking trails were amazing.
- Need to Know
- Business facilities were available.
- Cash withdrawal worked.
- Daily housekeeping kept everything tidy.
The Quirks, the Oddities, and the "Hmmms"… (Or: My Personal Eleals Experience):
The Lost in Translation Moment: One time I asked the concierge about Air conditioning in public area, and I was met with a blank stare. Eventually, it was determined that it was working.
The Perfect Photo Op: The Proposal spot? Adorable. I saw a couple do this.
The Verdict: Should You "Escape to Paradise?"
Look, Eleals isn't perfect. There are definitely some areas where they could improve, ESPECIALLY the accessibility factor. However, it's a beautiful hotel in a stunning location, and the staff genuinely try to make your stay enjoyable. It’s a good option if you have a car as you can easily reach places.
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Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this isn’t your grandma’s itinerary, alright? This is…well, my itinerary. And let me tell you, it’s gonna be a wild ride. We're talking Corfu. Eleals Boutique Hotel. Greece. Get ready for the glorious mess that is me and my vacation.
Eleals Boutique Hotel, Corfu: The Chronicle of a Possibly-Slightly-Drunk-on-Life Tourist
Day 1: Arrival - And the Battle for the Balcony Begins!
- Morning (or "When I Finally Dragged Myself Out of Bed After the Red-Eye"): Landing in Corfu! Yay! Except…the flight was a nightmare. Little Timmy in front spent the entire time kicking my seat. Honestly, the kid’s got some serious leg power. Anyway, eventually, we’re on the island. Sunshine! Azure water! I swear, I almost cried. Then the baggage carousel…well, let's just say my suitcase and I have a complicated relationship. It may or may not have gone on vacation without me once…
- Mid-day (The Holy Grail of the Balcony): Check-in at Eleals! The hotel is gorgeous, though I may have been slightly blinded by the sun upon arrival. Everything looks like it belongs on a postcard. Okay, time to see if the rumours are true, get me a balcony overlooking the sea! Right now, it's a war-zone! I want that balcony - and the view. And the sea breezes. And preferably a cocktail or two. Pray for me.
- Afternoon (The First Cocktail): Success! Balcony acquired! I’ve got a drink in hand, overlooking the sparkling water. This, my friends, is what life is all about. The sheer, unadulterated joy of doing absolutely nothing. Okay, maybe slightly guilty of overindulging on the complimentary lemonade. And the sunset. Oh. My. God. The sunset. I think I actually swooned a little bit.
- Evening (Culinary Catastrophe (Kinda)): Exploring the hotel restaurant. Okay, so, I ordered what I thought was a simple pasta dish. What I got was…an artistic interpretive dance performed with tentacles. I'm still trying to figure out if the tentacles where food or some alien life form. Either way it was a bit too much seafood. The wine, however, was divine. Maybe I should have doubled down on that. Regardless, I survived. Mostly. Now, to bed.
Day 2: Exploring Corfu Town (and Avoiding the Muggles)
- Morning (Coffee. Coffee. COFFEE.): Woke up. Surviving off a cocktail hangover. Realized I forgot to grab coffee the day before. Almost had a meltdown. Rushed out and got a Greek coffee, strong enough to jumpstart a jumbo jet. Feel human now.
- Mid-day (The Town): Corfu Town is the prettiest place I have ever seen. It is straight out of a fairytale. Cobblestone streets, colourful buildings, cute little shops. I felt like I was transported to another world. I was on the hunt for a particular little shop, but it was closed. Disaster. I did, however, stumble upon a little bakery and the pastries (the cheese pies, in particular) were pure heaven. Maybe there is a god.
- Afternoon (Beach Bliss (and Sunburn Regret)): Headed to the beach. Found a secluded cove, the water was crystal clear, perfect for swimming. I forgot sunscreen. I will be paying dearly for that mistake. Currently resembling a lobster. Sunburn, in all honesty, is part of the experience, right? (Narrator: No, it isn't.)
- Evening (Drinks… and the Karaoke Incident): More drinks. Decided to check out a local bar. Saw the karaoke machine light up. In my slightly tipsy state, I thought it was a good idea to get on the mic. Note to self: Never sing karaoke again. Ever. Especially not when attempting a Greek pop song (which I butchered). Still, everyone was laughing. That either means I’m funny, or that they felt sorry for me. Let’s just go with funny.
Day 3: Boat Trip - Or, "How I Became One with the Sea"
- Morning (Hangovers, Water and Healing): Feeling a bit delicate. The karaoke incident. Still. Coffee, water, lots of water, and a promise to myself from never singing on a karaoke machine again.
- Mid-day (Boat Trip): Booked a day trip around the island. This was the best day of my life. We sailed near the coast, snorkelled in the bluest water, ate fresh-caught seafood. Pure, unadulterated bliss. I swear, I could have stayed in the water forever.
- Afternoon (My Favorite part of the trip): The highlight? The Blue Lagoon. I think the world needs more blue lagoons. It's just… breathtaking. We got the chance to swim in this sparkling turquoise paradise. I think I might have accidentally swallowed some seawater. It was worth it.
- Evening (Re-entering civilization): Back at the hotel, slightly salt-encrusted, but filled with pure joy. Dinner at the hotel restaurant (again). This time, I went for the grilled fish. So much better than the tentacles. Enjoying the company of the other hotel guests, which are all friendly, and enjoying themselves as much as I am. I was starting to feel like I had friends, and I may never leave.
Day 4: Goodbye, Corfu (For Now!)
- Morning (Final Breakfast and a Moment of Panic): Woke up ready for my last day. Had a lovely breakfast, although I may have eaten an extra pastry or two for "energy." Panic hit. The trip was almost done. How do people do this?
- Mid-day (Shopping for Souvenirs): Last-minute souvenir shopping. Found a beautiful little shop, bought more gifts. My suitcase is going to hate me. I found the perfect souvenir for myself: A small ceramic olive tree. I'm putting it on my balcony.
- Afternoon (Farewell Lunch): One last meal at a local taverna. Ate all the Greek salad. Said farewell to the beautiful sea, beautiful Corfu.
- Evening (Departure): Said goodbye to the sea and the sun. Already planning my return. This place has stolen my heart. The flight home. Thinking of this little place during my life and getting excited for the next travel. See ya soon.
Final Thoughts:
Corfu is magic. Eleals Boutique Hotel is a dream. My trip? A glorious, messy, hilarious, slightly sunburnt adventure. And I wouldn't trade a single moment of it. Until next time, Corfu. You have my heart. And probably my suitcase.
P.S. I may or may not have smuggled a bottle of Ouzo into my luggage. Don't tell anyone. ;)
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Okay, "Paradise." Is it REALLY? Do I Need to Pack My Halo?
Look, "Paradise" is a word that gets thrown around like confetti at a wedding. And Eleals... it's *trying*. I mean, the view from my balcony? Absolutely jaw-dropping. Seriously. Like, I choked on my morning orange juice the first time I saw it. But paradise? Depends on your definition. Are you expecting perfection? Run. Run far, far away. Because, let's be honest, perfection is boring. This place has... character. And by character, I mean a few quirks. More on those later. But the views? Yeah, they're the real deal. Worth the flight alone, maybe. Almost.
The Rooms. What's the Vibe? Instagrammable or "Grandma's Guest Room"?
Alright, the rooms. Okay, confession time: I'm usually the kind of person who books the cheapest, most basic room and just hopes for the best. But I splurged a *little* here. And thank goodness, because the "standard" rooms… well, let's just say they appear to be a slightly upgraded version of a dorm room. My room, thankfully, was lovely. Really. Think: whitewashed walls, a giant, comfy bed, a balcony with *that* view (I'm obsessed), and enough space to actually, you know, *move*. The decor is... boutique-y. Like, someone definitely consulted Pinterest. But it works. It's not sterile, which is a HUGE win in my book. It does have a slightly "organized chaos" vibe, but it's charming. The air conditioning? Worked like a dream, which is essential in Corfu in July, trust me.
Breakfast - Is it Just Toast and Regret, or Does It Fuel the Day?
Ah, breakfast. The most important meal of the day, right? Eleals... it's a mixed bag. They *try*. There's fresh fruit, yogurt, some pastries (the bougatsa was heavenly, when they had it). Coffee is decent, if you like a lot of it. The cooked options... well, let's just say I had a slightly traumatizing experience with the scrambled eggs one morning. Let's just leave it at that. However, the view from the breakfast terrace? Unbeatable. Seriously. So, my strategy? Load up on fruit, yogurt, and pastries, and maybe discreetly sneak in a protein bar from my suitcase. Problem solved, mostly.
The Pool. Is It Actually Swimmable, or a Puddle of Despair?
The pool! Okay, this is a strong point. The pool is gorgeous. Seriously gorgeous. It’s infinity, overlooking, you guessed it, the view. It's relatively small so it can get crowded, but generally, it's a peaceful oasis. I spent a lot of time there, mostly floating and trying not to think about work. (Spoiler alert: didn't always succeed). The sunbeds are comfortable, and the pool bar... well, they make a killer Aperol Spritz. So, yeah, the pool situation is a definite win. In fact, now that I think about it, it's probably on the top three reasons I would book this place again.
Location, Location, Location. Is It Remote or Accessible?
Okay, location. Eleals is in a pretty remote part of Corfu. Which, depending on your expectations, is either a huge pro or a potential con. Pro: It's quiet, peaceful, and you're surrounded by stunning natural beauty. Con: You'll definitely need a car. Public transport? Forget about it. Walking anywhere? Also, forget about it, unless you like hiking up and down steep hills in the scorching sun. The drive to Corfu Town is scenic, but takes some time. But I rented a tiny Fiat Panda, which I named "Frankie" (don't judge), and that was part of the fun. Seriously, driving Franky around those windy roads was an adventure in itself. So, yeah, rent a car. Seriously. Otherwise, you're pretty much stuck. And, frankly, I wouldn’t have had it any other way.
The Staff - Will They Treat Me Like Royalty? Or Just Tolerate My Existence?
The staff. This is where things got a little… interesting. Generally, they were lovely. Really. Super friendly, helpful, and always had a smile (or, at least, a polite nod). But… here's the thing. Service isn't exactly lightning fast. There were definitely moments where I felt like I was invisible, especially at the pool bar. Ordering a drink could take a while. Getting anything done (extra towels, a taxi booking) required a certain level of patience. But hey, I was on vacation, right? I learned to embrace the "island time" vibe. Besides, the hotel had this incredible, sweet old lady who worked around the pool daily; she was so fantastic she made up for everything.
My Unforgettable Experience: The Catastrophe…and the Triumph (Specifically About the Beach)
Okay, buckle up. This is the story of The Beach. Specifically, the *difficult* beach I tried to get to from the hotel. Eleals *suggests* a nearby beach (I'm not naming it out of mercy), but I took the recommendation with a grain of salt. I wanted a secluded, perfect cove. Romantic, you know? So, I found one on Google Maps. Looks amazing. Clear water, white sand, the whole shebang. What the map *didn't* show? The ten-mile descent involving a road fit for a jeep and a treacherous hike that would've made Indiana Jones sweat. Remember Frankie? The Fiat Panda? She almost died. (I did, too, a few times). After parking on the side of the road, nearly vertical in a cloud of dust, I set off on foot. The "path" consisted of loose rocks, thorny bushes, and the occasional rogue goat. It was brutal. I was covered in scratches, sunburnt, and questioning every life choice I had ever made. Tears may have been involved. But… when I finally reached the beach? It was exactly what I wanted. Utterly deserted, crystal-clear water, and so beautiful it actually made me gasp from sheer, breathless joy. Totally worth the ordeal. After a couple of hours, the climb back up was a lot less fun, and Frankie earned her rental fee. But the memory? Priceless. That sums up Eleals Boutique Hotel perfectly, I guess. Chaotic, slightly flawed, and totally unforgettable.
Overall - Should I Book It? Spill the Tea!
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