Kirksville Getaway: IHG's Holiday Inn Express - Unbeatable University Area Stay!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into a review of the Kirksville Getaway: IHG's Holiday Inn Express - Unbeatable University Area Stay! And by "diving," I mean, I'm about to spill the beans, the coffee, and maybe even a little bit of my own chaotic life into this thing. Prepare for a rollercoaster of opinions, because frankly, I'm not one for fluffy, predictable reviews. Let's get real, shall we?
First Impressions: Where Do We Even BEGIN?
Right off the bat, let's address the elephant in the room: This Holiday Inn Express is in Kirksville. Kirksville, Missouri. Now, I'm from Nowhere, USA, so I know a thing or two about the understated charm of the Midwest. But let's just say, the vibe isn't exactly Miami Beach. Still, unbeatable university area stay is printed on the brochures, right? Let's see if it lives up to the hype. The Exterior corridor immediately felt like a motel from a movie, but I'm not necessarily complaining!
Accessibility: They Tried, Bless Their Hearts
Okay, so I’m not in a wheelchair, but I do appreciate a little forethought when it comes to Facilities for disabled guests and Wheelchair accessible areas. I peeked around, and it looked like the Elevator was functional, and there were helpful ramps. So good on them for making an effort. I also noticed the CCTV in common areas. Always nice to feel a Security [24-hour] presence, even if it's just for my own piece of mind.
The Room: My Home Away (Maybe Not) Home
Okay, let's be honest. The Rooms sanitized between stays is a huge plus, especially these days. And the Air conditioning blasted like a hurricane, which I appreciated. I'd take the Extra long bed over a regular sized one any day. I also appreciated the Blackout curtains; they are a must-have when I'm trying to sleep in a strange place. What was not as cute was the Interconnecting room(s) available nearby. One might have thought there was a college party going on in soundproof rooms!
The in-room Internet access – wireless was a lifesaver. I mean, what am I, a caveman? The Internet access – LAN was there, too, but honestly, who uses a LAN cable in 2024? Speaking of which, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is a necessity. Like, duh.
Now, about the Shower. The water pressure was… adequate. Let's just leave it at that. Toiletries were the standard, but they got the job done. And I appreciated the Refrigerator. Coffee/tea maker was also there, but I like my coffee STRONG, and this was lukewarm water and a packet of sadness. And the complimentary tea? Blech. Anyway, Wake-up service worked.
Food, Glorious Food? (Kind Of)
Alright, let's talk about the most important part of any stay: the grub. Breakfast [buffet] was the name of the game. And what a game it was. There was Western breakfast alright. Scrambled eggs that looked suspiciously like rubber? Check. Sausage links that challenged the laws of physics? Double-check. Toast that could probably stop a bullet? You betcha.
Breakfast takeaway service was available. Yay! The Coffee shop was a blessing and a curse. The Coffee/tea in restaurant? Forget about it. I'd bring my own next time for sure. I’d also be remiss not to mention the various dining options: Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant and Vegetarian restaurant!
Amenities: The Good, The Bad, and the Slightly Confusing
The Fitness center -- I'm not exactly gym bunny, but I did see it was open. The Pool with view was definitely a plus, even though the "view" was mostly of a parking lot. Don't get me wrong, seeing the Poolside bar open during Happy hour made me feel lucky, though. Sauna and Spa/sauna? I'm always up for a Sauna and Spa. The Steamroom? Alright, I'm game. Foot bath? Sign me up Spa? Maybe? Hmm.
Services and Conveniences: Trying to Keep it Together
Cashless payment service is pretty standard now! Daily housekeeping was efficient. Dry cleaning and Laundry service were available which is just such a blessing. Concierge was there. Doctor/nurse on call is a comforting thought. The Business facilities (including Xerox/fax in business center) were available. This is a hotel that is clearly trying to be everything to everyone.
Cleanliness and Safety: Germ Warfare Central
Okay, points for effort here. I saw Anti-viral cleaning products are in use. The Daily disinfection in common areas and Rooms sanitized between stays are definitely reassuring, especially in these post-pandemic times. Hand sanitizer stations were everywhere. I'm not going to lie; the First aid kit did provide me some piece of mind.
For the Kids: Godspeed, Parents
I didn't have any kids with me, but I did see evidence of Family/child friendly features. Babysitting service? Bless their hearts! The Kids facilities seemed adequate.
The Verdict: Worth It? Maybe, Maybe Not.
So, is the Kirksville Getaway: IHG's Holiday Inn Express - Unbeatable University Area Stay! a palace? Nope. Is it perfect? Absolutely not. It's a Holiday Inn Express. It is what it is. It aims to be your Unbeatable University Area Stay!
But… for the price, for the location (close to the university, I heard) for the standard amenities, and let's be real, for just a decent night's sleep, I'd say, yeah, it's worth considering. I'd probably stay there again, or at least, my future self would.
Now, for the PITCH! My offer to you:
Tired of the Ordinary? Craving a Kirksville Adventure?
Look, let’s face it. You're probably looking for something convenient. You are looking for Comfort and Cleanliness. You don't want to be ripped off.
Then, don’t delay, book your stay at the Kirksville Getaway: IHG's Holiday Inn Express - Unbeatable University Area Stay! NOW!
Here's what you get:
- Priceless Convenience: Easy access to the university area, which I assume is the main reason you're even in Kirksville
- The Basics Done Right: Clean rooms, Free Wi-Fi, and a decent breakfast (even if it IS a little underwhelming).
- Added Peace of Mind: With their focus on hygiene and safety, you can relax and enjoy your trip.
- A Price That Won't Break the Bank: Because let's be real, you're probably not made of money.
Book your stay today and prepare for a Kirksville adventure!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause you're about to get real with my potential, slightly chaotic, trip to the Holiday Inn Express & Suites in Kirksville, Missouri. Consider this my… unfiltered travel plan, you know, the kind you write when caffeine hasn't fully kicked in and the existential dread of travel hasn't quite hit yet.
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and the Eternal Quest for the Perfect Pillow (and Maybe a Pizza)
- 1:00 PM (ish) - Travel Day Trauma: Okay, let's be honest. This itinerary begins after the travel day. My flight (or drive, depending on my budget and tolerance for screaming toddlers - more on that later) has likely been a disaster. Delayed departures, questionable airplane food, and the persistent feeling that I've forgotten something vital (like, you know, pants) will be the hallmarks of the journey.
- Quirky Observation: Why is the TSA so obsessed with my shampoo? Are they expecting a rogue shampoo-fueled rebellion? I'm imagining a very slippery scenario.
- 3:00 PM (ish) - Kirksville Arrival & Check-in! (Fingers Crossed): Finally! Touchdown. Assuming I haven't completely lost it in the airport. First order of business: find that sweet, sweet Holiday Inn Express. Hopefully, it lives up to the hype (or at least has free Wi-Fi). The main goal? Get in, get settled, and pray for a good room.
- Emotional Reaction: The anticipation is killing me! I need a comfy bed, a decent shower, and a silent room. Is that too much to ask?
- 3:30 PM - Oh God, the Room! I’m picturing a clean, spacious room with a king-sized bed and a view of… something interesting. The reality? Probably a view of the parking lot. Or, god forbid, the back of the building with a view of the dumpster. Here’s hoping for no questionable stains on the carpet.
- 4:00 PM - Pillow Perfection Pursuit: The ultimate quest. Hours or days of travel can be destroyed by bad pillows. This is when the real, hard work begins. Fluffing and judging. The holy grail of hotel stays: a pillow that cradles my head in fluffy, supportive bliss. If I find it, I'm not sharing.
- 5:00 PM - Hunger Games: Pizza Edition: Once I've stabilized my mood after the room inspection, it's time for food. I'm feeling pizza. Gotta find a local spot. If the HIE has recommendations, I'm all ears.
- Rambling: Okay, so I'm already thinking about pizza. (This is completely natural. It’s a travel essential.) But where to GET pizza? A cursory search on some apps will inform me, but it always seems to be the best pizza is always at the little, hole-in-the-wall place. The places that probably don't have online reviews or maybe don't take credit cards. Ah, the joy of travel!
- 6:00 PM - Pizza Consumption & Netflix Bliss: This is where the magic happens. Pizza, a comfy bed, Netflix. This is the kind of evening that makes the travel stress worth it. Pure, unadulterated relaxation.
- 8:00 PM - Potential for Pre-Sleep Snackery: Let me just say, I might have a weakness for late-night snacks. The location? Not set in stone. The type of snack? Open to suggestion. (But if there’s anything in the vending machines…)
- 9:00 PM - Bedtime, and the Ghosts of Hotel Rooms Past: Lights out, hopefully. I will try to get some sleep. I'm already imagining all the hotel rooms I've stayed in before, some good, some bad. Some where the air condition blew right on the bed, some where spiders roamed freely. Ah, memories…
Day 2: Kirksville Exploration (Maybe, Depending on Energy Levels) & Departure Dreams
- 7:00 AM (ish) - The Free Breakfast Gambit: Gotta love a free hotel breakfast, right? I'm cautiously optimistic. Scrambled eggs? Cereal? Waffles? The possibilities are… there. Let’s be honest, though: my expectations will be tempered. Hotel breakfast is a gamble.
- Opinionated Language: I swear, if they're out of coffee, I'll riot. Coffee is the lifeblood of a morning person (and sometimes, a non-morning person).
- 8:00 AM - The Great Outdoors (Maybe): Depending on my mood and the weather (and how those pillows treated me), I *might* venture out and explore Kirksville. I'll look for local attractions to walk to. Parks? Museums? Small businesses? The world is my oyster.
- 9:00 AM - Coffee Run (Essential): If the hotel coffee is abysmal (see above re: riot), I'll need a caffeine intervention. A local coffee shop will be my savior.
- 10:00 AM - Back to the Room to do NOTHING Seriously, for a while. Maybe re-watch the hotel. If I'm feeling ambitious, I'll do some work. But honestly, lying in bed, watching TV, and staring at the ceiling are all things I love.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch! I'll forage for food somewhere. Maybe a local restaurant, maybe the grocery store. We'll see.
- 1:00 PM - The Afternoon Void: What to do??? The possibilities are endless. Taking a nap? More TV? Read a book? Maybe go out and explore.
- 5:00 PM - Pre-Departure Prep: It's happening. The dreaded packing will begin. I will fight with my suitcase and make sure I have everything, including spare undies.
- 6:00 PM - One Last Meal: Gotta eat again! Maybe something fancy, or maybe just some quick fast food.
- 7:00 PM - Goodbyes (and Maybe a Panic Attack): Packing complete. All that's left is to mentally prepare for the trip. I will return to the room, review where I have to go, and then panic about whether I left the stove on.
- 8:00 PM - Sleep (or Attempt to Sleep): The day before departure, the sleep will be rough. Maybe the best way to alleviate the stress is with… a sleeping pill? (Just kidding. Maybe.)
- 9:00 PM - The End is Nigh (or at Least, the End of This Trip): Lights out. Pray for a smooth journey home. And maybe, just maybe, a really good pillow on the next trip.
And That's That!
This, my friends, is my rough, imperfect, and hopefully entertaining plan. It might change. It probably will change. But that's the beauty of travel, isn't it? The mess, the surprises, the pizza, the pillows. Fingers crossed, Kirksville will be a fun adventure. Wish me luck!
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So, what *is* this thing, anyway? Like, the *point* of it all? And am I even in the right place?
Ugh, good question. And honestly? I’m not entirely sure *I* know. It’s… a thing. A collection of questions, I was told. Supposed to be helpful. But let's be honest, right? I'm more of a "wing it" kind of person. So, buckle up. Consider this a rough draft of an explanation. It's like trying to explain the rules of a game you're still learning to play.
Is this thing going to be a waste of my time? Be honest.
Okay, let's not beat around the bush. Yes, probably. But hey, maybe not! I'm the type who gets distracted by shiny objects, squirrels, and the existential dread of folding laundry. So, if you're looking for consistent, bullet-pointed answers, this ain't it. Think of it more like a slightly unhinged conversation starter. If that appeals to you, then dive in. If not - no hard feelings, move along, nothing to see here! Unless you like watching someone flail and then maybe... learning something. (Personal anecdote: I once spent three hours trying to assemble a bookshelf, only to realize *after* I'd secured the final screw that I'd put the back panel on upside down. So, yeah, I understand wasting time. It's a gift, really.)
What inspired you to do... this whole shebang? Did anyone tell you to?
Honestly? It's like a weird online assignment. I didn't *choose* this life. I was told to do it. Actually, I was told to write a FAQ. And well, the instructions seemed... vague. So I started writing... and then spiraled. Probably should have paid more attention. The motivation? Fear. Pure, unadulterated fear of failing. Also: the potential for a little bit of catharsis. Letting it fly!
Okay, okay, enough with the existential angst! Let's get down to brass tacks. What's the *really* important stuff?
Alright, alright, you want the nitty-gritty? Fine. Let's talk about... well, whatever *this* thing is supposed to be about. I'm still figuring that out to be honest. Maybe it'll be about the daily grind, the small victories, and the epic failures. Or maybe it’ll just be about complaining. Gosh, I do love complaining. (Side rant: Why is everything labeled "complicated" these days? "Oh, the instruction manual for your new toaster? Complicated." "The plot of that movie? Complicated." I'm starting to think "complicated" just means "I can't be bothered to explain." Okay, done with that. Moving on...)
What are the goals here? What are you hoping to achieve?
Goals? Hah! That's a good one. My goal is to not crash and burn spectacularly. And maybe, just *maybe*, to make someone smirk. Or, even better, to make someone feel a little less alone in their own chaos. Because, honestly, isn't life just one giant, beautiful, messy, hilarious, and often utterly baffling cluster of events? Yeah, it is. (Another confession: I once tried to make a perfect soufflé. It was a disaster. Flat as a pancake. But you know what? I learned a valuable lesson: Things don't always go as planned. And sometimes, the mess is the best part.)
Alright, so, specifically, what are the questions that are going to be answered? What's *this* even about?
Look, if I knew the *specific* questions beforehand, this wouldn't be nearly as much fun, would it? But fear not, the plan for the questions and answers are... to answer them. Okay, that's a joke. But I'm serious- this is a mess, and to attempt to classify any kind of topics before I start feels... fake. Let's just say this isn't a rigid, pre-planned thing. Maybe something about… self-deprecating humor, a little bit of the human condition, and a whole lot of rambling. (And for the record, I *still* don’t know what this whole thing is *actually* supposed to be about! I'm just making this up as I go along. Is that okay? Well, it has to be, 'cause I'm already knee-deep in it!)
What makes *you* qualified to answer anything?
Qualified? Ha! Honey, I'm about as qualified as a goldfish to fly a spaceship. I'm just a person with a keyboard and a whole lot of opinions. I'm making this thing up as I go along, and hopefully, it'll be more entertaining than a tax audit. I'm the queen of winging it, the master of making things up as I go, and the empress of "I have no clue what I'm doing". I'm hoping my blunt honesty will shine through. If you're looking to learn from someone who's got it all figured out, run, run far away! But if you wanna join the circus and celebrate the beauty of imperfection, then, welcome aboard!
What if I have a different opinion or want to disagree?
Bring it on! I'm not here to preach. I'm here to, well, be me. And me, unfortunately, tends to be pretty opinionated. And, I love a good debate. I love to discuss things I'm actually passionate about, and if my words strike a chord with any of you, then I'm one happy camper. I'm not going to pretend like I know everything. As long as we're kind, let’s have a conversation! Honestly, it’s probably going to be more fun than this whole thing!
So, what's the takeaway? What's the *one* thing I should remember?
Probably that I have no clue what I'm doing. Remember that. Also,Hotel Search Trek
