Boracay's BEST Ocean & Mountain View Guesthouse: Dennis Angol Residence!
Okay, buckle up, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into the messy, glorious, and utterly unforgettable experience that is the Dennis Angol Residence in Boracay. Forget those sterile, cookie-cutter reviews; this is the real deal. This is my take, wrinkles and all.
First Impression: Holy Hannah, Those Views! (And a Slight Panic About My Luggage)
Okay, let's be honest. My first impression? Jaw. Dropped. Photos? They lie. Or, rather, they under-promise. The ocean, that turquoise dream you've seen in a thousand brochures, is RIGHT THERE. And the mountains? Lush, green, almost touchable. I swear, for a solid five minutes I just stood there, slack-jawed, completely forgetting I was hauling two suitcases that felt a significant percentage of my body weight. (Side note: The hotel's lack of porters -- a minor niggle -- did make me regret skipping arm day at the gym. But hey, the view! Totally worth it).
Accessibility: Not Fully Wheelchair Accessible, But They REALLY Try
Right, let's get real about accessibility because Google sometimes misses the mark with this type of stuff. I'm not a wheelchair user myself but I know it's a huge factor. The Dennis Angol Residence is NOT perfectly wheelchair accessible. This is a crucial thing to communicate. There are some stairs, and the terrain overall is, let's just say, "Boracay-esque" - which means it's not always flat. However, and this is important, the staff were incredibly helpful. They went above and beyond to assist with anything that might be tricky. They genuinely cared. (Accessibility is a journey, not a destination, right?)
The All-Important Wi-Fi & Tech Fortress: Praying for a Signal (Mostly Successful!)
For a digital nomad like myself, Wi-Fi is life. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Yes, please! And it mostly held up. There were a few moments, especially when the weather turned a bit mischievous (more on that later), where I had to resort to some serious Hotspot acrobatics. The provided LAN was great to see but a little underutilized. I also loved the simple, clean look and the in-room desk because it made for a pretty sweet workspace to get through my work. The "Internet access - wireless" was also great, but I felt it lacked the power of a true internet powerhouse.
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Surprisingly Safe (And Sanitized!)
This is where Dennis Angol really shines. Post-pandemic, let’s face it, we’re all a bit germ-phobic, right? The place was spotless. Like, seriously. Professional-grade sanitizing services are clearly in place, and you could feel it. I'm not sure about the "anti-viral cleaning products" but I never got sick. They even had individually-wrapped food options and the safe dining setup at the restaurant, which made me feel super comfortable. Daily disinfection in common areas was done and there was also a Doctor/nurse on call. Hand sanitizer was everywhere (I'm still kind of addicted to it). I felt safe here, plain and simple. Rooms were sanitized between stays, which is a huge plus for peace of mind.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: The Foodie Adventure (Mostly Triumphant)
Okay, let's talk about the food. And before you start screaming at me like it's a buffet of reviews, it was mostly great! The Asian breakfast was a winner (I’m not sure if this is a subjective statement, but the congee was like a warm hug for my soul. And yes, there's a Western breakfast but I never went there). The coffee shop was a life-saver for that afternoon caffeine fix, and the poolside bar? Well, let's just say I became very friendly with the bartenders. A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, and International cuisine in restaurant were also available and the restaurant had some truly spectacular Desserts in restaurant! The only downside was that the Happy hour wasn't always what I wanted it to be. Oh and they could also arrange an Alternative meal arrangement.
The Room of My Dreams (Almost): Close, But Not Quite…
My room? Air conditioning was a godsend. Blackout curtains? Essential for sleeping off those sunset cocktails. Free bottled water? Always appreciated. The extra long bed was amazing. The desk was perfect for working. I never needed any of the Ironing facilities or did I use the Safe box, but they were there, which is an excellent thing. They had a mini bar too. The Satellite/cable channels were nice for zoning out in the evenings. The Separate shower/bathtub was a little bit awkward, but functional. Towels were fluffy, the Toiletries were alright, I was happy I had a Mirror and a Window that opens. And I will always be a big fan of the Slippers. The big problem was the Smoke detector. It went OFF unexpectedly, waking me up. Alarm clock - useless.
Rooms sanitized after stays. I'll go with that!
Things to Do (Besides Gaping at the View): Blissful Relaxation & a Touch of Adventure
Okay, so maybe I spent too much time staring at the ocean (no regrets). But there's more to life than just existing, right?
Ways to relax: The massage was heaven. Seriously, I think I melted into the massage table. I didn't try the Body scrub or the Body wrap, but the Foot bath was a nice touch.
Pool: The Swimming pool was awesome, and the Pool with view was even better.
Fitness: The Gym/fitness was basic, but functional. You wouldn't believe what a full workout can be done in a small gym.
Spa: There was a Spa/sauna, a Spa, and a Steamroom. I did not try the steamroom.
Other stuff: Did not try the Babysitting service.
Services & Conveniences: Everything You Need (Almost)
- Services: Air conditioning in public area, Cash withdrawal, the Concierge was incredibly helpful, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Invoice provided, there was Laundry service, and the Luggage storage was useful.
- Conveniences: Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Essential condiments, Food delivery, was a great thing to have. There was Gift/souvenir shop.
For the Kids: I Don't Have Kids, But…
- For the kids There was a Family/child friendly, but there was no Kids facilities or Kids meal.
Getting Around: A Slightly Hairy Ride (But Worth It!)
- Airport transfer: The Airport transfer was arranged for me and it was smooth. Thank you all.
- Car Park: There was a Car park [free of charge] and a Car park [on-site], so parking your car was easy.
- Getting around: Taxi service was great. Car power charging station was available. There was also Bicycle parking.
The Quirks, The Imperfections, The Absolute Truth
Okay, here comes the realness.
- The Weather: Boracay weather can be… unpredictable. One day it was sun, the next it was a tropical downpour. But honestly, even the rain was beautiful. Just embrace it.
- The Crowds: Boracay, especially during peak season, is BUSY.
- The Construction: There's construction going on everywhere. But I was fine with it.
- The Food: The food was great, overall.
Final Verdict: Go. Just Go.
Look, I know this review is all over the place, but that's because the Dennis Angol Residence is a place you experience, not just visit. It's not perfect, but it's real. It’s charming. It’s the kind of place that gets under your skin and makes you want to stay forever.
BOOK NOW because, seriously, the world needs to experience the ocean views from this place.
Here's My Offer (Because You Deserve It!):
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Alright, buckle up Buttercups! This isn't your clinically clean travel blog, this is ME after a week at Dennis Guesthouse, Angol Residence, Mt & Ocean View, Boracay Island. Pray for my sanity (and my liver). Here we go…
Boracay: My Brain on Beaches (and Beer)
Day 1: Arrival – Paradise Found? (Maybe…ish)
- Morning (7:00 AM): Cebu Pacific. Delayed. Classic. My inner monologue is already screaming, "GET ME TO A COLD DRINK!". The pre-flight anxiety is peaking. Did I pack enough sunscreen? Did I remember to turn off the iron? (Okay, maybe I am slightly neurotic).
- Late Morning (10:00 AM): Landed in Caticlan. The air is THICK with humidity. I swear you could taste the salt. Shoutout to the tricycle driver who, after a bit of haggling (I’m a pro now, watch out!), finally got me to the damn guesthouse.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Dennis Guesthouse. Check-in was… efficient. The view, though? HOLY. MOLY. My jaw actually dropped. Ocean, mountains, coconut trees…it's postcard-perfect…until you see the slightly wonky door frame on the balcony. Character, I tell myself. Character.
- Lazy Afternoon (1:00 PM): First beach stroll. White Beach. Blinding. Beautiful. Tourist central. I promptly managed to trip over a rogue shell and nearly ate sand. Grace, I have none. Bought a mangled mango shake. It tasted like heaven.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner at a beachfront restaurant with… questionable lighting. Had the seafood curry. Tasty, but I’m pretty sure I'm still picking grit out of my teeth. First beer of the trip down, let’s get ready for more.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Fell asleep reading a book on the balcony, listening to the waves. Bliss. Until the mosquito armies arrived. Damn little vampires.
Day 2: Sun, Sand, and… Self-Doubt
- Morning (8:00 AM): Woke up, sun already blazing on my face. The humidity is a constant hug. This morning I’m feeling optimistic, not a mosquito bite in sight!
- Morning (9:00 AM): Spent the next few hours practicing my pitiful attempt at paddle-boarding. Let's just say I spent more time in the water than on the board. Surfing is not my thing, I’m afraid, but the locals are pretty fun.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Lunch at a beach shack. Got a burger with fries - and instantly regretted it. I felt all icky from the grease.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Sunbathing, and the ever-present self-doubt. Is this the "best" life? Am I wasting my time? Am I pretty enough for the camera? Did I put on enough sunscreen?
- Evening (6:00 PM): Back to the beachfront. This time, a different restaurant. Tried the adobo. Hearty. Delicious. Needed to be washed down with San Miguel Light. Needed to be washed down, and then had some beers for the rest of the night.
Day 3: Island Hopping – Seasickness Surprise!
- Morning (8:00 AM): Signed up for an island-hopping tour. Excited! Boat trip included!
- Morning (9:00 AM): Seasickness set in before we even reached the first island. I spent the majority of the first hour clinging to the side of the boat, staring at the horizon, praying to Poseidon for mercy. I swear, I've never felt so green.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): The islands themselves were stunning. Crystal-clear water, perfect for swimming. Tried to pretend I wasn't still feeling the waves.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Snorkelling. Saw some fish. Pretty unimpressed. Felt more interested in not throwing up than in the fish.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Back to Dennis Guesthouse. Slept for 3 hours. Never been more grateful for solid ground.
Day 4: Drowning in My Own Thoughts – And Possibly Buko Juice
- Morning (9:00 AM): This is it. This is the day where I sit on the beach and "reflect". I got a buko juice and spent the next hour staring out at the ocean.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Actually ended up writing. Rambled about life, my career, relationships, and my general feeling of being lost and aimless.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Back to the beach. Found a slightly less crowded patch.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Found a restaurant I had never heard of. Had a fantastic meal of fresh seafood.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Ate at a beach restaurant. Drank some beer and watched the sunset.
Day 5: D'Mall Debauchery – Shopping, Eating, and Regrets?
- Morning (10:00 AM): D'Mall. Oh dear god, D'Mall. Tourist central, part deux. The smell of street food mixes with the scent of sunscreen and… desperation?
- Morning (11:00 AM): Shopped. Bought a sarong. Got roped into a massage. The massage was ok, but I definitely felt pressured to tip more than I wanted.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Lunch: ate at a restaurant. Absolutely stuffed myself, and got a food coma.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Walked around D'Mall again, and went back to my favourite store.
- Late Afternoon (5:00 PM): Drinks. Happy Hour. Found myself talking to a group of Australians. Realised I’d probably told them my life story.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Drunk. Lost in the crowds. Wondered what the hell I was doing with my life.
Day 6: Relaxation and Reflection…Maybe?
- Morning (9:00 AM): Slept in. Woke up with a headache, and a vague feeling of regret. Water. Lots of water.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Actually decided to be productive and decided to read some books.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Relaxed on the beach with a book.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Went for a swim in the Ocean.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Decided to get another massage, to try and relax myself and get rid of my regret.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Went out to eat. Had seafood for dinner.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Got back. Went to bed.
Day 7: Farewell – Until Next Time, Boracay (Maybe?)
- Morning (7:00 AM): Packing. Sigh. This is where I start to feel the wistfulness. The sunburn stings a little. The mosquito bites itch. But… damn, it was good.
- Morning (8:00 AM): Final breakfast on the balcony. Staring at the ocean. I could get used to this.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Check-out. Saying goodbye to the staff at Dennis Guesthouse – friendly, helpful, and slightly bemused by me.
- Late Morning (10:00 AM): Caticlan airport. Cebu Pacific. Hopefully, no delays this time.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Thinking about when will I be back.
Final Thoughts:
Boracay is…an experience. It's beautiful, chaotic, exhausting, and utterly addictive. The imperfections are part of its charm. The people are lovely. The food is delicious. And even though I spent half the time battling seasickness, self-doubt, and mosquito armies, I wouldn’t trade this week for anything. Until next time, Boracay. And I’m definitely bringing more sunscreen. And maybe a hazmat suit for the mosquitos.
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