Benidorm's BEST Mercure? Unbelievable Views & Hidden Perks!
Benidorm's BEST Mercure? Unbelievable Views & Hidden Perks – Or Is It? A Brutally Honest Review for the Brutally Honest Traveler
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the world of Benidorm's Mercure. The Mercure. The one with the… well, let's just say the marketing photos were stunning. My expectations? Sky-high. My reality… a rollercoaster that I'm still processing. But hey, that’s what makes a review, right?
First, let’s address the elephant in the room (or rather, the unbelievable views): They’re real. Seriously. The marketing wasn't lying. My room on the 20th floor? Mind-blowing. I spent a solid hour just staring out the window, mouth agape, watching the Mediterranean do its thing. Sunset? Forget Netflix. Just… wow.
Accessibility: Okay, this is where things get slightly… less perfect. The Mercure claims to be accessible. There's an elevator (praise be!), which is crucial for anyone with mobility issues. However, I didn't personally test the wheelchair accessibility, so I can only rely on the information provided, which says the hotel offers facilities for disabled guests. This is a crucial area where personal experience would truly shine, and sadly, I can't deliver. The lack of specific details for accessibility in the information listed, is a real concern, that should be addressed with the hotel directly before booking.
Cleanliness and Safety: Here's a win! I noticed anti-viral cleaning products being used, which instantly soothed my germaphobe soul. And frankly, the entire place felt clean. The Mercure is really on top of its game here. They use professional-grade sanitizing services, and the measures are seriously visible. The emphasis on daily disinfection in common areas is noticeable and appreciated. Plus, there's hand sanitizer everywhere. I'm talking everywhere. The staff are trained in safety protocol, which is a solid touch.
Rooms: Let’s talk specifics. My room was… well, let's call it "cozy". The Air conditioning worked a treat, which is a lifesaver in Benidorm. The blackout curtains are a lifesaver. The bed was comfy (and thankfully, very long - hurrah for extra-long beds, bless you, Mercure!). The bathroom was decent, with a separate shower/bathtub. The free Wi-Fi, available in the rooms, was surprisingly fast. There’s a safe box, a mini-bar, and… wait for it… slippers! Luxury, people! Luxury! This is a good hotel, in summary.
Now, for the nit-picking: the decor wasn't quite as fresh and modern as the photos suggested. And the carpeting showed a tiny bit of wear and tear. But honestly? I'm being picky. It’s fine. It’s clean. It’s functional. And that view… still incredible.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Good, The Bad, and The "Meh!"
Breakfast: Alright, let's get real about the breakfast [buffet]. It was a buffet. It had your usual suspects: buffet in restaurant, Western breakfast, Asian breakfast. There was a coffee shop. There, let me go into detail. It’s a fine breakfast, with lots of options. The quality was okay. The coffee? Let's just say it needed a generous dose of the complimentary bottle of water to make it palatable. But overall, it will keep you from starving. It's fine.
Restaurants: The Mercure has several restaurants, including Asian cuisine in restaurant. I tried the main restaurant: it was okay, but not worth mentioning. And I had a massive craving for salad, and thank god, they had the salad bar. The poolside bar is lovely, but the offerings aren’t amazing. This is a great place to chill, and it really does that.
Room Service: The room service [24-hour] is a lifesaver! Especially that first night, arriving late and shattered! Being able to order a (rather average) pizza in my desk so I could sit looking out the window and think about life was heaven. Priceless.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Days, Gym Nights, and the Pursuit of Chill
The Pool: The swimming pool [outdoor] is actually amazing. Especially the pool with a view. That view! Seriously, it's worth the price of admission alone. Find me on the terrace, staring out at the sea and sunning myself until I'm a lobster.
Spa: Okay, the Spa/sauna… this is where my experience gets a bit… muddled. The information says there is a Body scrub, a Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Steamroom. However, the Mercure’s advertising for the spa isn't quite up to par, and the facilities aren’t well represented. Honestly? I wouldn’t rave about the Spa.
Fitness Center: They have a Fitness center and gym/fitness. Sadly, I was too busy staring at the ocean to go. Next time, I promise.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Big Difference
Okay, the Mercure wins points for providing a lot of convenience. The daily housekeeping was efficient. The concierge was helpful, even if they did look slightly bored. The elevator is a lifesaver, especially if you have luggage storage. They provide cash withdrawal services. I appreciate the air conditioning in public area. Everything is easy and simple - just what you need during a holiday.
The Hidden Perks! (And a Few Quirks)
- Free Parking: The Mercure offers a car park [free of charge]. A godsend in a place like Benidorm, where parking is a nightmare!
- The Views (Again!): I’ll say it one last time. The view from my room was absolutely, unbelievably stunning. It's practically a character in its own right, a constant source of joy.
My Verdict?
Overall, the Mercure in Benidorm is a solid choice. It's not perfect, it has its flaws but what place doesn't? I would recommend it. The unbelievable views elevate the whole experience. The cleanliness and the staff safety protocols are a huge plus. Despite my few minor complaints.
And Now, the Sales Pitch… (Because We All Need One)
Tired of the Same Old Holiday? Craving Breathtaking Views and a Taste of Luxury?
Then book your stay at Benidorm's Mercure NOW! This isn't just a hotel; it's an experience. Wake up to panoramic views that will steal your breath. Relax by the stunning pool. Enjoy convenient amenities. Plus, it comes with a few secret perks (like that free parking!), adding extra value to your stay.
Here's the Deal:
- Unbeatable Views: Wake up to the sun rising over the Mediterranean from the comfort of your room.
- Clean & Safe: Rest assured, our hotel prioritizes your safety, with top-notch cleaning and sanitization protocols.
- Convenience is Key: Everything you need is at your fingertips: free Wi-Fi, a fantastic pool, a helpful concierge, and more.
- Hidden Perks: Enjoy complimentary parking and other surprises that enhance your stay.
Don't wait! Book your stay at Benidorm's Mercure today and experience a Benidorm adventure like no other! Click here to book now! (And tell them I sent you… maybe they’ll give you a better coffee!)
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your glossy brochure itinerary, this is me trying to survive (and maybe enjoy) a trip to Mercure Benidorm, Costa Blanca. Prepare for a rollercoaster ride of sun, sangria, and potential existential dread. Here goes nothin':
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Sunbed Scramble
- 10:00 AM (ish): Arrive at Alicante Airport. The air hits you like a warm, boozy hug. Immediately feel like I’ve landed in a postcard. The journey itself? Ah, the joys of budget airlines. Suffice to say, the Ryanair experience is best described as "character-building." My luggage, thankfully, has arrived intact (a minor miracle).
- 11:00 AM: Transfer to Mercure Benidorm. Taxi driver? A cheerful rogue with a penchant for blasting reggaeton. Already starting to feel the Benidorm vibe.
- 12:00 PM: Check-in. The lobby? Classic beige. But the receptionist is super friendly, which is a win. Room? Okay, clean enough. View? Well, let's say it's "a different perspective" on the pool. (Translation: it's sideways.)
- 1:00 PM: Lunch! Head down to the hotel restaurant. Ordered the paella, because, when in Spain, right? Turns out, it's a bit bland. Sigh.
- 2:00 PM - Forever: The Sunbed War Begins. Seriously, people. This is a blood sport. Grabbed a towel and a book, and waded into the melee. Almost lost my spot to a German couple who looked like they'd been tanning on the moon. Managed to secure a strategically advantageous position, but man, the sun is BRUTAL.
- 4:00 PM: Poolside cocktail. Sangria! It's got to be done. And it's divine. Suddenly, everything is better.
- 6:00 PM: Briefly attempt to read my book. Fail. Too much background noise. The "music" emanating from the pool bar is starting to grate. But can't complain really.
- 7:00 PM: Shower, maybe get a little ready for dinner, and consider my life choices. Why am I not better at packing? Why did I bring this hideous floral shirt?
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at a tapas restaurant near the hotel. Ordered way too much food. The prawns were amazing. The bill? Slightly less amazing.
- 10:00 PM: Stroll along the beach. The air is warm and the waves are gently crashing. Actually, rather beautiful. For a moment, everything feels perfect. Then I see a group of stag do lads attempting to sing karaoke. Reality check.
- 11:00 PM: Bed. Exhausted, sunburnt, and slightly tipsy. Ready for… whatever Benidorm throws at me tomorrow.
Day 2: The Rollercoaster of Culture and Karaoke Chaos
- 9:00 AM: Wake up feeling like a slightly toasted baguette. Sunscreen? Apparently, I've developed a selective memory. Head straight back to the sunbed, determined to fight for my spot again.
- 10:00 AM: Breakfast. Buffet. A glorious, carb-filled buffet. I tell myself I'll be healthy, but end up inhaling croissants like there's no tomorrow. Regret slowly dawns on me.
- 11:00 AM: Explore Old Town Benidorm. It's a maze of narrow streets and colorful shops. Got a bit lost, which was probably inevitable. But it's lovely. Found a fantastic ice cream place and ate a pistachio cone in record time.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. Found a hidden gem of a restaurant – authentic tapas, delicious.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the hotel to recharge before another long day.
- 4:00 PM: Afternoon by the pool, followed by a nap.
- 7:00 PM: Drinks at a bar with live music. The band? Let's just say "enthusiastic." And loud. My ears are ringing. But the atmosphere is infectious, and it's surprisingly fun. There is an old lady in the back of the bus in the bar who sings all the songs and dances.
- 9:00 PM: Dinner at a seafood restaurant. Gorgeous views of the sunset. The food is amazing, fresh fish and perfectly done. I almost forget about the questionable karaoke singers of the night before.
- 10:00 PM: Brace yourself. The Karaoke. We're lured in by the promise of cheap drinks. It's an absolute disaster. I try to escape, but get roped into singing. My rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" is, at best, "passable." At worst, a cataclysmic assault on eardrums.
- 11:00 PM: Karaoke. So bad it's good.
- 12:00 AM: Collapse into bed, defeated but strangely exhilarated. Benidorm, you are exhausting.
Day 3: Day Trip and The Unexpected Charm
- 9:00 AM: Day trip to a small mountain village (Guadeloupe), a stark difference to Benidorm’s party vibes. It’s beautiful, peaceful, and completely different from the chaos of the coast. Wonderful views!
- 12:00 PM: Lunch in the village, enjoying traditional food.
- 3:00 PM: Back at the hotel, I'm feeling surprisingly nostalgic. This trip has been such a whirlwind, a mix of highs and lows.
- 6:00 PM: Relaxing by the pool. Talking to other guests. Everyone has their own stories, their own reasons for being here. It's lovely.
- 8:00 PM: Finding a great restaurant and try a local dish.
- 10:00 PM: Late-night drinks by the beach. The stars are out, and the air is filled with the sound of the waves. I'm starting to understand why people love this place. It's imperfect, chaotic, and sometimes a bit bonkers. But it's also full of life, laughter and sunshine.
Day 4 (and onwards):
The remaining days are a blur of beach days, pool dips, Tapas trials, and the lingering echoes of karaoke. There are more meals, more sunburns, and more late nights. A growing appreciation for the bizarre charm of Benidorm, and the surprisingly complex tapestry of people who make it so unique.
Notes/Ramblings:
- The Food: Expect mixed results. Some meals are divine, others… not so much. Embrace the tapas, and don't be afraid to experiment.
- The People: A complete mix. From the raucous party-goers to the sun-baked pensioners, Benidorm attracts all sorts. Observe, be entertained, and maybe strike up a conversation (when you can hear them).
- The Weather: Hot. Very hot. Pack sunscreen, and drink lots of water. Do not underestimate the power of the sun.
- My Emotional State: A constant seesaw. From initial skepticism to grudging appreciation. Benidorm will challenge you, intrigue you, and maybe, just maybe, steal a little piece of your heart.
- Overall Impression: Benidorm is a sensory overload. A glorious, slightly messy, often hilarious, and occasionally infuriating experience. It's a place to let your hair down, embrace the ridiculous, and maybe order another sangria. You might not love it, but you won't forget it. And that's probably the point.
- (And I forgot to mention… the sheer quantity of Brits. It's a phenomenon!)
Ok, I'm exhausted. Time for another siesta. Adios! And don't judge me. You'll see. You'll see…
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Benidorm's BEST Mercure: Unbelievable Views & Hidden Perks? Let's Dive In! (Plus, My Personal Hang-Ups!)
Right, so you're eyeing up the Mercure in Benidorm? Smart move, maybe? Look, I've been there. Multiple times. It's not a perfect hotel – *nothing* is in Benidorm – but honestly, the views from some of the rooms will make you want to weep. In a good way. Mostly.
Here's the lowdown, my (often) cynical take, and some FAQs that *actually* matter:
The Obvious Stuff (And Why It's Actually Important)
Q: Is the view *really* that amazing? I mean, it's Benidorm.
Okay, look. I spent a week there once. I went out on my balcony, grabbed a beer from the mini-fridge (more on that later, trust me), took a breath...and nearly choked on the beauty. Seriously. The balcony overlooked Levante Beach. The sun was setting. The sky was on FIRE. And I just stood there, mouth agape, thinking, "Wow. Okay, Benidorm, you've got me." The trick is getting a room *facing* the sea. Book in advance! I've heard some people get stuck in... well, view-blocking misery. Don't be those people. Trust your gut, insist on a good room!
Q: What can I expect from the rooms themselves? Are they actually nice?
They're... fine. They’re Mercure standard: functional, clean, and a bit predictable. Some are definitely showing their age. The bathrooms are decent, the beds are comfortable enough after a long day of tapas and sangria, and the air conditioning works (a *must* in Benidorm in summer, trust me, I speak from experience, I'm a sweaty mess without it). But don't expect luxury. It's all about the location and that view, people! My biggest gripe (and this is *minor*, I know, but it bugs me) is the lack of power sockets. You'll be ducking and diving for an outlet to charge your phone because everyone's got one. Pack a multi-plug adapter, you've been warned.
The Hidden Perks (And the Occasional Letdown)
Q: What about the Mercure's 'hidden perks'? Are they actually hidden gems?
Alright, here's the goss:
- The Rooftop Pool: It's lovely, truly. The views from up there are *even better* than from your balcony (if you can get a sunbed). But it gets PACKED. It's a fight. Get there before 10 am, or prepare to battle for space. I almost lost an eye to a rogue inflatable flamingo one time. True story.
- The Breakfast Buffet: Standard hotel buffet fare. It's... adequate. Not amazing, not terrible. Lots of choices, though. The coffee is predictably (and often disappointingly) weak. Bring your own instant coffee. (I always do.)
- The Gym: I’ve seen smaller prison cells. Honestly, it’s like a closet with a treadmill and a few weights. Don't plan on a hardcore workout unless you enjoy awkward space. I tried it once, and ended up using the stairs.
- The Cocktails: The bar staff make a decent cocktail. Pricey though, Benidorm prices, you know? The sunsets are free, thankfully.
Q: Any advice on the mini-fridge?
AH, the mini-fridge. The unsung hero of your Benidorm experience. Okay, here's the deal: it's stocked with the usual suspects (water, soft drinks, overpriced booze). *BUT*. It's also a blank canvas for your own supplies! Stock up on your favorite beers, a bottle of wine, maybe some snacks. The local supermarkets are ridiculously cheap. This is *essential* for pre-dinner drinks on the balcony, watching the sunset, and feeling like you've cracked the Benidorm code. And yes, I once (accidentally, of course) left a bottle of red wine in mine that exploded when the fridge was overused. My bad, Mercure.
The "Benidorm Experience" & My Emotional Rollercoaster
Q: What's the vibe of the Mercure? Is it all party animals?
Benidorm itself is a whirlwind. The Mercure...well, it's a reflection of that. You get families, couples, groups of friends, the stag and hen parties. It's kind of a melting pot. The hotel tries to strike a balance between a relaxing getaway and Benidorm's more...energetic reputation. It's not *quiet*, but it's not a non-stop rave either. You will hear the occasional karaoke crooner drifting up from the streets below, but it’s Benidorm, you know? Embrace the chaos, or stay home! I've had moments of pure bliss on that balcony, and moments where I've wanted to scream at the noise. That's Benidorm. That's life.
Q: Any major downsides?
Honestly? The lift. The lift situation is a bit of a nightmare. Especially during peak hours. Be prepared to wait. Or, you know, take the stairs and get some exercise. The other thing is, you might find yourself accidentally singing along with the karaoke from a nearby bar, or dancing like a fool whilst on your balcony. No regrets, though. Benidorm does that to a person.
Q: Would you go back?
You know what? Yes. Absolutely. Flaws and all. That view...it's worth it. I'm already planning my return. Just as soon as I've recovered from the last trip...
