Unbelievable Pico de Loro Getaway: 1BR Ocean View! (Myna B 106)
Unbelievable Pico de Loro Getaway: Myna B 106 - My Honest (and Messy) Review
Okay, folks, buckle up. This isn't your typical, polished hotel review. This is real. I just got back from a stay at "Unbelievable Pico de Loro Getaway: 1BR Ocean View!" in Myna B 106, and I’m here to spill the tea (and maybe a little bit of coffee, considering the “Coffee/tea in restaurant” situation). Honestly, I'm still unpacking my suitcase… and my brain.
First Impressions (and a Little Bit of Panic):
The website promised "unbelievable." Well, it is Pico de Loro, so expectations were high. Getting there? That was a mini-adventure in itself. The "Airport transfer" is definitely something to consider, especially if you're not a fan of winding roads. Finding the actual unit? Okay, maybe a few panicked texts to the host before I finally found Myna B 106. Finding parking? Well, let's just say the "Car park [free of charge]" (and "Car park [on-site]") was a lifesaver. Whew.
The Room: My Ocean View Oasis (Mostly):
Right, the room. The heart of the matter. They weren't kidding about the view. My soul practically leapt out of my body the first time I saw the ocean. Truly, breathtaking. The "ocean view" tagline? Nailed it. It was… well, it was "Unbelievable" in the best possible way.
The room itself? Pretty darn good. "Air conditioning" (a must-have in the Philippines!), "Air conditioning in public area" (thank goodness!), comfy "bed," and a decent "desk" for those pretending to work (cough, cough, guilty). The "balcony" was a winner, perfect for morning coffee and evening sunsets. They even provided “Complimentary tea” and "Free bottled water," which were crucial given my caffeine addiction.
And the important stuff: the "shower" wasn't just functional; it was hot. The "bathroom" was clean, the "towels" fluffy. The "bathrobes" were a nice touch, although I spent more time in my pajamas. The "Safe" made me feel like I was getting away.
Accessibility & Safety: A Mixed Bag (But Generally Good):
Here's where things get a little less "unbelievable" and more "realistic". The "Facilities for disabled guests" isn't really a focus – there is neither "Wheelchair accessible" nor "Accessible restrooms." However, the "elevator" in the building was a definite plus.
I did see "CCTV in common areas", "CCTV outside property," "Security [24-hour]" and "Smoke alarms", leaving me feeling safe. Plus the "Fire extinguisher" was an "extra" thing to look for.
During the COVID-19 pandemic, safety protocols were fairly apparent. I noticed "Hand sanitizer" stations, "Daily disinfection in common areas", and staff wearing masks. They had "Anti-viral cleaning products", and it gave me piece of mind. However, i wasn't able see "Individually-wrapped food options".
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (with Ups and Downs):
Okay, the food. This is where things get interesting.
- The Good: "A la carte in restaurant" was available, with options for "Breakfast [buffet]," "International cuisine in restaurant" and "Asian cuisine in restaurant" which was pretty great. I did find "Coffee/tea in restaurant" a must-have for a morning coffee! The "Poolside bar" was clutch for happy hour; a true highlight. The "Bottle of water" was a good touch.
- The Okay: "Room service [24-hour]" was a lifesaver when the rumbling tummy hit. "Snack bar" for any of the minor cravings. They had "Vegetarian restaurant" but i'm sad to say i didn't go there.
- The Not-So-Good: I didn't find a "Happy hour" in the restaurant, or many "Desserts in restaurant" choices, which was a shame.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: Spa Day or Bust!
This is where Pico de Loro really shines. I'm a sucker for a good spa day, and the options here were amazing. I luxuriated in the "Spa," "Sauna," and "Steamroom" plus the "Foot bath" and "Massage" – pure bliss! The "Body scrub" and "Body wrap" were tempting, but sometimes, you just have to embrace the exhaustion. The "Gym/fitness" was present, though I was more interested in the pool. The "Swimming pool [outdoor]" with the "Pool with view," of course, was the spot to be. The "Terrace" was also a good spot to hang out at anytime.
Services and Conveniences: Helpful, Mostly:
The "Concierge" was helpful, and the "Daily housekeeping" kept the room spotless. The "Laundry service" was a bonus, especially after my unfortunate incident with a rogue mango juice. I did see "Cash withdrawal", "Currency exchange" which made my life easier.
Internet Awkwardness:
Okay, the "Internet access." They boasted "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" and "Wi-Fi in public areas", but the connection… well, it was a bit of a roller coaster. I never found "Internet access – LAN," and in my experience, I recommend you come prepared with a personal hotspot or a good data plan.
For the Kids and the Grown-Ups:
I didn't use it, but “Babysitting service” and "Kids facilities" would be a bonus for families.
Overall Vibe: Worth the Trip, But…
"Unbelievable Pico de Loro Getaway: 1BR Ocean View! (Myna B 106)" is a solid choice. The view alone is worth the price of admission. The room is comfortable and clean, and the spa facilities are top-notch. However, the internet is a bit spotty, and the food offerings could be better. But overall, I would go back.
My Quirky Takeaway:
This place is perfect for anyone who wants to escape the hustle and bustle and recharge. Seriously, that ocean view… it's like therapy. Just remember to pack your patience (for the traffic) and a good book (in case the Wi-Fi decides to take a nap).
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because here's your totally-unfiltered, probably-slightly-unhinged, and definitely-not-perfect Pico de Loro itinerary for a stay in Myna B 106. Consider this your travel diary meets therapy session, because frankly, travel is more about the chaos than the perfect Instagram shots.
The Pico de Loro Pilgrimage: A Cluster of Moments (and Maybe Some Regret)
Prologue: The Pre-Trip Anxiety (and the Grocery Shopping Debacle)
Let's be real, packing is the WORST. I spent, like, four hours staring at my suitcase, questioning every outfit choice, and debating the merits of bringing ALL the books. Finally, I gave up and crammed everything in. Then came the grocery shopping. Groan. Picture me: a stressed-out human being, navigating a crowded supermarket, desperately trying to remember all the essentials. Did I get enough coffee? Wine? (Priorities, people.) And the snacks! Oh god, the snacks. Ended up buying a bag of chips so large, I swear I could build a small shelter with it. The pre-trip anxiety was REAL, folks. It involved a minor meltdown, a forgotten toothbrush, and a strong desire to just stay home and eat ice cream. But… Pico de Loro called. And I needed a break.
Day 1: Arrival, Beach Haze & (Almost) Sunburn
- 10:00 AM - The Great Escape Begins: After a harrowing (traffic is the devil’s work) drive from Manila, which involved a near-meltdown on the SLEX and a questionable roadside coffee purchase, we finally arrive at Pico de Loro. The air smells of salt and… hopeful possibilities. The check-in process was smooth, thankfully, because by this point, I was running on fumes.
- 11:00 AM - Myna B 106 - Unpacking and the First Impressions: The unit itself – Myna B 106. Okay, it’s… cute, in a slightly dated but charming way. The view from the balcony is… promising. I have a thing for balconies. It’s where I do my best thinking (and hide my chocolate wrappers). Unpacking took approximately 30 minutes, the majority of which was spent trying to find my damn sunscreen.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch & that Glorious Beach: Lunch at the Beach Club. Tried to order some healthy salad, but the siren song of the pasta beckoned. (It, unsurprisingly, was delicious.) Then… THE BEACH. OMG. The sand is soft, the water is a beautiful shade of turquoise. I swear, I could have stayed there forever. Spent a solid hour just staring out at the ocean, letting the waves wash away the remnants of Manila traffic.
- 2:00 PM - Sun, Sand, and…Sunburn? Okay, so I might have forgotten to reapply sunscreen. The afternoon was spent blissfully floating in the water, reading a book, and generally pretending I was a mermaid. Fast forward a few hours… let's just say my shoulders now resemble a boiled lobster. Note to self: SUNSCREEN. It's not just a suggestion. It's a necessity.
- 6:00 PM - Sunset Cocktails and the Reality of Dinner: Sunset. Cocktails at the bar. They are a MUST. The colours were incredible. I get emotional over sunsets. Don't judge me. Dinner was supposed to be a sophisticated affair, but by this point, I was exhausted. The pasta and wine hit the spot, I was done.
- 8:00 PM - Early Night: I actually crashed, like, a full on crash. Jet lag, sun, food, and a bit of alcohol? All played into an early night.
Day 2: Embracing the Chaos (And Discovering the Magic of Coffee)
- 7:00 AM - Sunrise (Attempted): Woke up, ready to become a morning person. Attempted to catch the sunrise, I tried. But the clouds conspired against me. And I am not a natural early mover.
- 8:00 AM - The Coffee Revelation: Right, coffee. I make a desperate attempt to brew instant coffee. It was… grim. Then I found the cafe. And the coffee? Heaven. Maybe it was the need for caffeine kicking in finally, but it was transformative. Pure, unadulterated bliss. The fog from the evening before began to clear.
- 9:00 AM - Exploring the Resort (and Getting Lost): Decided to wander around and explore. Got completely lost. Multiple times. The resort is huge! Ended up stumbling upon the chapel, which, surprisingly, was lovely. Made a mental note to actually learn the layout of the place. (Spoiler alert: never happened.)
- 11:00 AM - The Infamous Kayaking: Kayaking time! I pictured myself gliding gracefully across the water. The reality? More of an awkward, splashy, slightly-panicked paddle. I almost capsized twice. But hey, at least I didn’t fall in! (Small victories, people.)
- 1:00 PM - Lunchtime, Hangry & Reflections: Lunch. Again, a salad was ordered. But the temptation of the fries got the better of me. There's just something so satisfying about a plate of salty potatoes. Post-lunch reflection on all the moments from the past two days.
- 3:00 PM - Pool Time (and People Watching): Sat by the pool, soaked up some more sun. People-watching is a crucial part of any vacation. There’s a lot of interesting characters at Pico de Loro.
- 6:00 PM - Another Sunset (and Questionable Dinner Choices): The sunset, once again, was breathtaking. This time, I made sure to appreciate it. Dinner tonight involved a pizza. I was craving pizza.
- 8:00 PM - Drinks, Relaxation & Bedtime Stories: Enjoyed a drink on the balcony, listening to the waves. Then, back to the unit. Because the sun, the cocktails, and the overall peace, had lulled me into a deep slumber.
Day 3: Departure & The Post-Vacation Blues (and The Promise of Return)
- 7:00 AM - Reluctant Packing: Packing. Ugh. The end of the trip is always the saddest.
- 8:00 AM - Last Breakfast & The Final Swim: Had a final breakfast. A final swim in the sea. The memories of Pico de Loro being imprinted in my mind.
- 10:00 AM - Check Out & Goodbyes: Saying goodbye is hard. But I know that somewhere, sometime, I'll be back.
- 11:00 AM - The Drive Home: The Reflection: The drive back was a blur of traffic and post-vacation blues. I had the post-vacation blues really bad.
Epilogue: The Verdict
Pico de Loro? It was a chaotic, imperfect, and utterly delightful experience. The highs were high (the beach, the sunsets, the coffee!), the lows… well, they were there too (the sunburn, the kayaking, the traffic). But that’s what makes it real, right? Would I go back? Absolutely. (Maybe with a slightly better packing strategy and a new appreciation for sunscreen…)
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Unbelievable Pico de Loro Getaway: Myna B 106 - The REAL Deal FAQs (Because Let's Be Honest, We ALL Need to Know)
Okay, spill the beans. Is the view *really* as good as the pictures claim in Myna B 106? I mean, come ON, those sunsets...
Is this place actually "unbelievable" or just…regular? I’ve been burned by misleading Airbnb descriptions before. And how’s the Wi-Fi? (Gotta work, people, gotta work!)
The kitchen. What's it *really* like? Is it stocked with enough stuff that I can actually, you know, *cook* something? Cause I'm a foodie and don't want to starve.
What’s the deal with the air conditioning? Is it, you know, ACTUALLY working? Because I melt in humidity.
What about the pool and other amenities in the resort area? Are they easy to access? What are they like?
Is the place clean? I'm a bit of a germaphobe, and I need to know!
Is there anything I should bring that isn’t obvious? Like, what’s the one thing you WISH you’d packed?
